Coming home drunk

cbl718

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what would your rents do if you came home wasted and threw up in the bathroom and they walked in on you
 
i come home drunk all the time...they dont realy care unless im barfing but not even then. they just care that i dont get hurt watever im doin
 
oh man my mom would flip fucking shit on me... i mean she would go fucking nutzzzz..

on the other hand my step dad would prob just laugh at me.

and so would my real dad.
 
my mom hates it since she used to be an alcoholic.

my dad is all over the board with it. sometimes he is ok with me drinking, sometimes he is not. its really annoying.
 
once my dad picked me up from a party and im puking out the window. I said stop driving so fast and he said i havnt started driving yet. my parents usually make fun of me when im drunk.
 
my mom would be pissed only because im puking. she gets really nervous about kids drinking to much and would say im irresponsible and give me water

 
haha, theyd be pissed that i didnt tell them i was shwasted for like an horu then they would forget about it, my mom just found an empty 12 pack from last night... the one day she goes up stairs for the fucking cable people
 
Call me a moron tell me i'm cleaning it up in the morning then tell me to sleep on my stomach
 
Dad - Doesn't care

Mom - Would try to tell me that I need to be careful and not have a drinking problem and give me a look as if I'm high on meth.
 
how about if you came home wasted and threw up in the bathroom and then passed out without cleaning it up and your parents found it in the morning? ah the good old days
 
drinking is for kidz that want attention. i much rather smoke a blunt with my 2 best friendz and just chill out. not fucking freak out and look like an idiot so people will like you.
 
parents wouldnt really care, they dont are that i drink but i prob wouldnt be able to go out the next night, but thats like the worst
 
My mom took me to the doctor because she thought I was a drug addict because I smoked weed but then the doctor was on my side and shes been more chill ever since. My dad doesnt really care that I drink because he drinks himself and he gives me beer on occasion but he "acts" like hes mad when he catches me smoking herb. He would get more pissed if he caught me smoking ciggs or hookah
 
wtf your parents are ... theres like 20 post on my parent would kill me i think your parent should buy you your first beer so you dont get shit with your friend and over drink smoke and evry thing like buy a six pack and teach you to drink it intenlligently if there something wrong call home will be there... that what my rents did when i was younger the bought me my first beer and teached me to drink intelligently and the told me to tell them every time i cant drunk and sometimes when its to often tell me that maybe you should take a break for a weekend

if your parent defends you from drinking wtf rules are made to be broken so youll drink and youll try everything and your parents will be more pissed when they see you puke your gutts out
 
damn you people have real chilll parents. if i came home drunk i would get fucking destroyed by my parents. i would never be allowed to do anything again. this isn't to say i haven't come home drunk before. i just have to conceal it like no other
 
mom- welll ummm are u still gunna be able to cut ur grand mothers grass tommarow?

dad- ur cutting that fucking grass tommarow

me- ok
 
if you know your parents are gonna kill you if u ever come home drunk, then dont come home drunk. come home baked because you can hide that A LOT easier then being trashed
 
i just say im not feeling good and they dont notice...but walking in and tripping on the door thing and landing on my face and getting a bleeding nose and then not realizing it and trying to sleep on the floor...

well thats another story that i probably shouldnt even tell..
 
haha the only time i did this my mom flipped shit on me. my dad was like, you've damaged your liver son, then we went skiing.
 
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