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nkmo.

nkmo.

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Why did my story get deleted?!? It was good. For all of those who didnt get to read it, it was about a fat lady who cried when she dropped her cake. No harm done in telling funny stories, right?

I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
 
a repost seems necessary

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Life's not a bitch,

Life is a beautiful women,

you only call her a bitch

because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
Ok. so im walking out of the grocery store yesterday and I see this fat lady. And I mean FAT! Well, as I walk by I notice shes holding an empty bakery box, and that shes crying hers eyes out. This is when I think to myself 'Bah, she must've eaten all of her donuts, and nows shes sad she doesn't have anymore' Man was I off. As I took a couple more steps and realized she was crying because she dropped a whole chocolate cake on the asphalt. HA! Now I could understand if it was a nice cake, some at the bakery cost 50+ dollars, but no, It was just a simple chocolate cake. This FAT lady was crying because she dropped a cake? HOly shit I got to my car and just sat there and laughed for like 15 minutes. You know your fat when you cry when you drop a cake!

I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
 
u should of convinced her to eatr it off the flor

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
dude you should have told her about the 1 minute rule

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Life's not a bitch,

Life is a beautiful women,

you only call her a bitch

because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
ya do the reapost

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
Maybe it was for someone really special to her, and she saved for it for awhile. It's sad when people drop stuff that's important to them. I don't think I would have cried, but still.

SMS Session 2!
 
The only reason it couldve been special to her, is because shes fat and she likes chocolate cake.

I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
 
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