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misterbinz

misterbinz

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A friend of mine sent me this, and i thought it was worth sharing.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down,he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, 'Colored people are not allowed here.'

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

'When I was born I was black,'

'When I grew up I was black,'

'When I'm sick I'm black,'

'When I go in the sun I'm black,'

'When I'm cold I'm black,'

'When I die I'll be black.'

'But you sir...'

'When you're born you're pink,'

'When you grow up you're white,'

'When you're sick, you're green,'

'When you go in the sun you turn red,'

'When you're cold you turn blue,'

'And when you die you turn purple.'

'And you have the nerve to call me colored'

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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i thought it was gonna be a racist joke, but not bad, not bad at all. Dspin7x, your a prick.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
that was so great!

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That was a good one to bash racist people with

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*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
yea at first i was irritated ..i thought it was going to be a racist joke....

but it wasnt...it was kinda funny.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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i thought it was pretty good.

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i def dig that its very true

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
good for the black guy, i like people who stand up for themselves

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
good for the black guy, i like people who stand up for themselves

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
DUDE i got that too, but like instead of in a cafe' it was like a poem a black person made, but like same words basicly, yeah thats awsome

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fuck yea, i dug that. and pocketrocketrider, shut up man. racist people hate on others, they deserve to be hated. that's what they want, hate.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
excellent! i almost got irritated at the beginning as well but was pleasantly surprised to see that it was against racist people! yay

 
ya thats actually a peopl by some black poet i read it in like 6th grade but idk what his name is ill do some research

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blacks are all stylely and athlitic. and its the truth.. thats why im scared the blacks will ski.. casue they will take ova.. they already have the style.. and there athlitich...

RRRRRAAAAZZZZMAAATAAAAZZZ

Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
blacks are still generally poorer, and becasue skiing takes a significant financial commitment, the blacks won't be taking over the slopes very soon.

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit
 
and they'll steal the skier chicks with their big cocks.

but about the thread, i dont change colors.

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Reagan's Body Dies

In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
 
ok i found it, it originally was a peom

Black and White by Unknown Author

A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black,

When I grew up I was black,

When I'm sick I'm black,

When I go in the sun I'm black,

When I'm cold I'm black,

When I die I'll be black.

But you:

When you're born you're pink,

When you grow up you're white,

When you're sick, you're green,

When you go in the sun you turn red,

When you're cold you turn blue,

and when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored.

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me gusta cabeza
 
^ they edited out the part where the black man steals the white mans wallet when he walks away

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and if you dont know then you dont know.

bitch.
 
interesting...

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albino's are awesome. We have one in my school and he's always pink.

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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
^^^you got busted ahahaha

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
haha moron...

FARP

My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
 
i cant stand these racist comments you fuckers are dishing out. Its not cool.

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one of my best friends is black, hes probably the funniest kid i know.

FARP

My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
 
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