College Essay

I also wrote mine on OP's mom. Weird.

On a more serious note...I wrote mine on how the internet has created a generation of lazy, yet outrageously entitled, little shitheads who are so fucking stupid and uncreative they need to come to a popular forum to ask for ideas.

Protip: Get off the fucking internet and go write your essay. It's not hard.
 
I wrote mine about the socio economic problems that exist in African Countries where there is a totalitarian dictator in charge, a civil war, or countries that still have large amounts of human trafficking like Mauritania.

Just kidding wrote about dildos use on OP's mom.
 
Wrestling Life Lessons

By: first_rodeo

1. How to put my thumb in another man's butt

2. How to make my microdong appear slightly larger in spandex

3. How to drastically change my weight through starvation

4. How to handle daily locker room harassment

Sounds like quite the essay!
 
how, as an uppper middle class white teenager, I dealt with working in an inner city pool. We had to call the cops like twice a week. There was rampant fighting, a couple knife fights and a shooting.
 
some kid in my school apparently wrote his on taking acid and how it changed his life, not sure if it's true but the kid is pretty weird
 
Please, tell me more about the streetz.

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Wrote mine about living out of my car for a summer and some bullshit about how college is another form of transportation to help you get to your next destination in life.

It was really stupid but two admissions people wrote me back wanting to know more about my trip which was pretty cool.
 
My senior thesis was entitled "Wash Your Balls."

It was a research paper and marketing plan on the dangers of college partying.

My glory days we at the height of the Swine Flu epidemic... I found supporting evidence that swine flu was started by playing beer pong and not washing your ping pong balls.
 
13295474:Steezy_IN_KC said:
My senior thesis was entitled "Wash Your Balls."

It was a research paper and marketing plan on the dangers of college partying.

My glory days we at the height of the Swine Flu epidemic... I found supporting evidence that swine flu was started by playing beer pong and not washing your ping pong balls.
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as a scientist, this is fascinating
 
The quality blog post you have published and I just make this a part of learning. Thanks for sharing . truck laptop desks with aluminum top
 
12809820:JAHBRADOR said:
Please, tell me more about the streetz.

Your marker:

hC62D8F1C
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why such a dick? she literally just shared what she wrote her essay on, she wasn't trying to prove her street cred lol. I know you're trolling but this shit is obnoxious.
 
-Story archetypes (easy A)

-Theories of embedded racism in academics

-Applications of electronic rhetoric in advertising

-Post-modern literature and its representation of society

-An evaluation of the current/next linguistic movement

-And finally a 1-page essay of what I learned in bowling this semester
 
I wrote mine about how we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
 
13572129:Toaster-Tony said:
-Story archetypes (easy A)

-Theories of embedded racism in academics

-Applications of electronic rhetoric in advertising

-Post-modern literature and its representation of society

-An evaluation of the current/next linguistic movement

-And finally a 1-page essay of what I learned in bowling this semester
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-Dicks
 
My question was: Write about something that goes unnoticed in your life and how does it effect you?

I wrote about how the presence of the internet goes unnoticed with the younger generation. We've had it our whole lives and take it for granted, when it's fairly new.
 
13572823:Bogs said:
Yeah, don't think this is true.
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I meant to say the internet goes unappreciated not unnoticed. Kids walk around on their phone all day but don't realize how new this is. I for one take it for granted, but maybe you don't.
 
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