Cocky gapers....

[Paoli_Steeze]

Sometime last year I remember one of my friends telling eveyone at school about how godly he was. It went something like this....

Gaper: Yeah I ski and im pretty good. Im deffinatly getting sponsored one day.

Kids: Oh wow, what tricks can you do?

Gaper: I can 360 ( He lands like 1 out of every 5, no bang whatsoever.)

Kids: Thats sick, how are you going to get sponsored?

Gaper: Im going to make a video with me doing all my tricks and im going to do a backflip

Kids: Yeah right you wont be able to backflip!

Gaper: Yeah I will...once I flip I'll get noticed.

 

[fragglemuffin]

i loled at the backflip part, but there is already a multi-page thread on gaper quotes so you should posted it there.

 

[Caveman.]

Are you implying that for a 360 to look good it must have "bang"?

 

[Paoli_Steeze]

Afterbang makes everything look better, and if you cant afterbang on a simple 360 then...You aint got skillz.

 

[andy_boy]

I just choked on my biscotti.

 

[Caveman.]

 

[miroz]

 

[deleted5]

awesome

 

[Pmoore]

haha usually grabs during a spin tell whether you are good or not. bang is a personal choice. kinda made you look like a gaper

 

[Willard]

i love biscotti

 

[andy_boy]

it was chocolate dipped and drizzled too, amazing

 

[HR8938Cephei]

bahahaha kids right though you have to be bangin all day errr day all the way down the hill

 

[VCharette]

my friend has the same cadi such a pimp car

 

[Billups]

This is the dumbest statement I've ever seen.

And 2000 posts.

 

[TastyZ]

Was it from costco?

 

[Funnel]

hahaha, this thread is a joke. The kid actually gets offended that some kid thinks he's hot shit. Who cares if you can 360 or not as long as you are having fun, you're set, beginner or expert, it doesn't matter to me.

 

[inactive]

thats what i though. overall, this thread is a letdown.

 

[DR.SHRED]

hahaha so funny

 

[andy_boy]

Y'know, coulda been, I just snagged it from the pantry on my way out to work.. my mom shops there lots though. Individually wrapped?

 

[TastyZ]

Yep thats them

 

[jibjunkie]

im confused dint you say he was your friend. so your friend with a cocky gaper with no bang whatsoever

 

[andy_boy]

Haha, rad.

 

[captainEMERICA]

your biscotti......you gave me a good chuckle and for that...thank you kind sir

 

[.SimonB.]

i loled at wat you recognized, thank YOU kind sir

 

[snowisholywater]

whats a biscotti?

 

[Swaggermager]

Do you guys really wanna fuck with a super cocky gaper? He is freestyler50~50 on NS but on facebook He is emmet hayes. He is oober cocky. Go and comment on his pics.

 

[snowisholywater]

i did

 

[snowisholywater]

not sure if my insults were all that good though

 

[JNicholson]

afterbanging is gay. uuuuuuh look at me i can straighten my legs after a trick im gangsta huhuhuhuhuhuh

 

[KennyC]

hes saying that makes him mad when people who suck say they are grand. i.e. this kid told me he was a beast snowboarder so i gave him a ride and ended up waisting my powder day for this "cocky gaper."

 

[Bodeau.]

Haha nothing compared to my friend. He told us he was sponsered and was going to CO to get paid to compete. he cant even 3 or grind a rail. He also told my friend Cody Ling(pro), that he won every comp at his mountain without knowing who he was. Cody has won every comp. HAHAHAHAH

 

[Bodeau.]

Haha nothing compared to my friend. He told us he was sponsered and was going to CO to get paid to compete. he cant even 3 or grind a rail. He also told my friend Cody Ling(pro), that he won every comp at his mountain without knowing who he was. Cody has won every comp. HAHAHAHAH

 

[VCharette]

hate to be that guy buuuuuuuuuuuuut YOUR FRIEND IS A PROOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Swaggermager]

give him hell and say that he looks like a faggot. that pisses him off so much

 

[Jwalk]

hahaha gapers can be really cocky sometimes

 

[Brian_Peppers]

Haha. Yay Chug life

 

[justinTpetricko]

somewhat sorta

 

[TOAST.]

i really hope you are not serious

Im pretty sure a stomped trick looks 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than sombody afterbanging. I think most people can agree with me on this. although i hope afterbang dies out soon because i think it looks horrible 90% of the time

 

[ski-swagga]

are u talking about spirit?

 

[Mogul-Jibber]

OMG! im going out to get a biscuitti right now!

 

[*Nickdel*]

hahaha now thats funny

 

[eastside]

bump.

 

[double_D]

im hungry now

 

[lydiaiskwllol]

Haha man i hate those fags.