Clownin' Around

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So I heard this from a friend, and supposedly is true. So his brothers girlfriend, whom both live in Kalamazoo, Michigan, where this all happened, was babysitting some kids. One of the kids, a young girl, had a tremendous collection of clowns, especially located in one corner of her room where they were stacked high. When nighttime came the babysitter went to put the kids to sleep when all of a sudden one of the clowns winked at her. Somehow she kept calm and got the kids and went accross the street to call the cops.

After further investigation by the police they found a pedophile dressed as a clown buried deep in the clowns who claimed to have been there for a couple days.

Fucked up shit eh??

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hahahahhahahahahhahaha, why would he wink at her though, thats so stupid. and thats so fucken scary, i would've shit my pants if i ever saw that

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hahahaha, thats actually funny.

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did you know that on E-bay theres a CLown thats haunted that it'll give you nightmares of a shodowey figure killing little children and another one where a possesed rubber duckey that tryed to kill a 2 year old baby... man i wish i had that rubber duckey i'd walk it every day and i'd be his best friend :P... lol

 
that is god damn scary. I hate the clowns even more now, that is fucking creepy but so hilarious at the same time.

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ya i know and another one of an ape gypsie stuffed animal that wanders through the night and turns off fans and the owner's dog is scared of it... oh yah and i cant forget the one about the doll taht moves around and stuff this chick bauhgt it in a garadge sale and it moves on its own and is always found in differant places in the house and the room its usually kept in is always warmer than the rest of the house

 
their on eBay type in Haunted and search in everything else... there there... but man the pidture of the hauted gypsie ape is the creepiest thing I've ever seen

 
ahahha but so scary...i would freak out then kick the guy in the nuts

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that is so scary. that gives me the chills. if i was her i would go insane on that fucker with a knife

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that is freaky shit, i always got scared thinking of people faces suddenly appearing in dark windows with evil grins on

 
yeah really, i'd crap myself there and like, dropkick the clown in the face

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another story about phedophiles looking at kids?? damn!

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that monkey isn't that scary looking on ebay, its just the story that is scary

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someone say somethin?

i guess i'm a speed bump
 
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if this is the one ur taliming about heres the link

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^how scary would it be if the ebay thing was one of those things where a face popps out at you with a noise and scares the shit out of you

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^^^ no thats not it but that doll is pretty scary. i'm pretty sure its on the 1st page. the story is freaky not the monkey...its just looks like a stuffed animal to me

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i woulda kicked the clown in the face

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i'd rather smash its head open because its porcalin, and easy to break

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No, I think your missing the point. If she did something to acknowledge she knew the clown was there, things would have turned out worse...

yah first time I heard the story I had the chills, I was also drunk so its hard to tell.

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That'd be so creepy if its late at night and all of a sudden you see a clown wink at you. It'd be like that Poltergeist(sp.). Clowns scare the shit outta me

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^^ lol i dont know but im pretty sure that the duck has already been sold cause i'v goine back ot get the story but the clown is called Haunted?Posessed?Nightmareclown or something of the same nature just search for haunted under everything else catigory

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what the fuck

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out of every one tha has posted on this forum they all pretty much said they hate clowns

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i saw it when i was like 8, since then i want to kill every single clown i see, the only clown that doesnt bother me is krusty the klown on simpsons if i saw anything like tha i would fucking kick that shit in the face and if i had a gun i would shoot it in the head utnil i wa sout of bullets, all clowns must die, and i hope youll join me america! help stamp out clowns vote Ben Fleming for president 2021. remember i am PRO clown genocide!

 
I havent seen it yet but i want to buy a posessed toy for some reason

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wow...that kinda sent chills down my back when i read it...that some fucked up shit right thur.

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id like to say that my father is completely innocent of all these charges

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