Clout glasses gotta go

i support people wearing whatever they want but i can't help but feel like wearing obviously non-functional outerwear or gear is just a desperate plea for attention. how about you just have your own style instead of trying to pretend you aren't obviously copying someone who was just fucking around one time and wore something idiotic for a laugh?
 
...Or those new things that look like big glasses with the foam around the edges and a stretchy strap, I think they're called ski goggles but I could be wrong.
 
14564818:weastcoat said:
If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

if you wear pit vipers I hope you spin out and get T boned by a cement truck in your angry eye jeep wrangler
 
Add buffs to the no no list also

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14564818:weastcoat said:
If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

Pit Vipers should be shit on first and foremost.
 
I’m not a pit guy but the biggest difference is Pits are way more functional and protect your eyes.

14564818:weastcoat said:
If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT YOU CAN LEAVE!

IF YOU CAN’T STAND FOR THEM, THEN DON’T STAND BEHIND THEM!

KEEP HONKING, I’M RELOADING!

THIS TRUCK BELONGS TO A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THIN BLUE LINE!

FRATERNAL ORDER OF POLICE SUPPORTER 2023*

*fraternal order of police is a huge scam. Watch the hbo doc telemarketers. I still see the stickers everywhere

14564869:STEEZUS_CHRI5T said:
 
14564942:Lemuel said:
I thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.

also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame

Gen z starts at 1997, but those heads just conform to whatever trends on TikTok that week. Super soft and mailable.
 
14564942:Lemuel said:
I thought the gen z’rs left them in 1996

You’ve posted this pic before, so know I’ve seen it.

also I’ve been breaking out my white oakleys, no shame

Couldnt careless what that age group likes or doesn’t.

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2023 at 6:16:46pm
 
14564818:weastcoat said:
If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

But have you seen pit vipers version of speed shades? Can’t shit on these things

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Clout glasses? Lame, too try hard

Goggles? Lame, you look like a gaper

Pit Vipers? Lame, you look like a white nationalist

Oakleys? Lame, you look like a redneck

Safety glasses? Lame, get some real goggles dumbass

if you don’t gouge your eyes out don’t talk to me this season because you are NOT COOL
 
14564818:weastcoat said:
If you’re gonna shit on these you might as well shit on everyone wearing pit vipers too

Hot take but i like pit vipers (or any other large lens sunnies, i got giros) since they provide a little bit of wind protection without the bulk of goggles, even at the cost of looking like a pretentious douche bag
 
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