Close Calls on the Lift?

Adamskinick

Adamskinick

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anyone have any embarrasing or scary stories of urself on the lift.. i mean i've been clipped gettin on and one time some boarder chick grabbed me and dragged me off the lift when i was getting on.. and one skis stayed on my foot and th eother went off haha.. also i fell asleep once and almost missed it.. what about u guys?

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I was getting on the park lift at my old resort and i wasnt paying attention, while swinging my feet back and forth and caught my tips after we started moving and I got pulled off and fell a few feet.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
i was gettin on and an old guy came up behind me and got on the lift in my spot and him and my friend ran into me and my skis got caught in his and dragged me up...it sucked funny....but everybody was laughing....it sucked

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i jumpped off a chair lift about 30 feet from the ground wit my friend to ditch a ski patrol chasing us.

 
believe it or not, this is a true story that occured on a lift at sunday river...my cousins friend decided to drop down and hang from the charlift foot rest bars..he did so, and ski patrol saw him and we knew they were waiting for him at the top..meanwhile, we crossed over a huge traverse/valley thing and it was a very very very far fall...so he held on as long as possible, and jumped from about ten feet up and skiied off...he got away safe...like i said believe it or not its true.

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another funny sunday river story, theres a real low spot on the lift at whitecap, saw a kid in the chair infront of us jump off, but he neglected to realize that u must jump to the side, thus he was knocked down by the chairlift, it was fun laughing at him haha

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pavesi thats the biggest bull shit that i have ever heard.... a person this past weekend fell off the lift from 20 feet and they are in a wheelchair...

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I didn't put down my safety bar one time! I would say that was a close call

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^Dude it totally depends on the angle of the snow and how deep/soft it is. So you have no idea actually. So proceed to shut the fuck up.

 
brad dingus. thats all i have to say. fell of a chair from 30+ feet up last year, and busted his femur or something.

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how about the first day on the hill at coc this past summer, getting off the lift with all the coaches and the 4frnt guys, and i have my boots on, on the very top lift at whistler. and i stand up my boots stick, i get smacked in the back of the leg by the chair and fall right on my knees, it was soo embaressing and i ducked down real low cause i thought iw as going to get hit in the head by the chair, yes it was cute, and now i stil have scars from where i cut up my knees

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when i was younger me and a friend would ride the lift with some random skier, and then get in a fake arguement that would always end with him jumping off out of nowhere. it was funny

 
well me and my friends were getting on a 3 person chair when 3 more people decided to come on at the last minute..3 of us got knocked down..it was pretty funny

 
i used to race, and you know what they say about racers..most of them think they are the coolest thing on the mountain so, naturally, everybody else hates them..anyways when i was at a race, i went out to get on the chair a few seconds too late and i got knowcked over by it when it came around

it was so embarrassing

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i just realized how gay racers are last weekend when they threw a snowball at me and said armada sucks..so i socked him in the face and he started crying and ran to his mommy..didnt get shit from those pussys the rest of the day

 
i got into a fight too. i cut the lift line for excelerator on blackomb when it was mega crowded from the glacier ski-out. so this boarder was like 'hey buddy, what the fuck do you think your doing' so i say 'im cutting you and your ugly girlfriend.' so he got in my face and we got into a fight and the mountain hosts clipped my ticket.

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
they clipped my ticket so many times. all you gotta do is tell them you lost it at guest relations and they give you a new one without the clips

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
when i was little, 6 i think, i was getting on a double chair and the liftie didn't lift me up so it hit me on the lower back but i still managed to get on the lift, that is for about 30 seconds...the lift went up with me dangling from my brother and the seat then i fell, about 35ft. and my older bro landed on top of me. thanks for the 8in of new snow, i was skiing again in half and hour. and i didn't shed a tear

 
scariest shit ever. it was llike -30 degrees and the lifts were runnin the emergency generators. i was on the lift when the generator exploded. seriously 20+ft flames were shooting out of the lift tower. a few mechanics that were working on it at the time it exploded got really fukt up and they were on fire. i was about 8 or 9 at the time. they had to lower everybody off the lift with a little metal disk on the end of a rope. we got our money back. no joke.

 
I tried to get off the chair but all the stupid straps on my gloves were caught between the chair and the side, and your adrenaline sure does pump up when its time to get off and you are stuck!

 
One of the first or second times i ever went skiing, i was about 4 or 5 and i had no idea what i was doing. I got to the top of the lift, my sister got off, but i stayed on. I went half way around the wheel and then jumped off the chair. Wow it was scary

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i dont know how the fuck i did this but the lift stopped right when i got on and somehow my left ski tip dug into the ground. fortunatly i got it out but if the lift would have started i would have broken my ankle

 
a while back at sun valley I was being the stupid ass kid that I was and failed to ge ton the chair properly and feel from like 8 feet to my back and sat there and cryed like a bitch and made people wait for like an hour on the chair...pretty shitty...

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one time in ski school (i think i was 4) a kid i was ridin up with, his ski just fell off out of nowhere it just popped right off and it took the instructer an hour to get out of the woods

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well this one time in mammoth i was ridin up with kristi and battersby when suddenly they decided to double team me...... it was probably the best exppirience of my life till i slipped and feel off the lift.... yet right wen i thought i was going to fall 50 feet onto the trap box and die, my fingers cought in kristi's crocet thong..... thanks peter...without your crotcheting skills i might have been dead.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.

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- When I was 10 I thought it was badass to jump off a chair that got a few feet from the ground at one point. Felt really good until I realized my mom was riding on the chair behind me teaching a class.

- In the summer my friend climbed to the top of one of the lift towers (prolly 60ft. high) was about to climb into one of the chairs via cable and literally seconds before he did the lift turned on.

- The whole safety bar thing breaking off the lift.

- Got off a little late.

- Got off a little early.

Oh and these where all the scariest times where I, or my friend, really was embarresed horribly or scared shitless.

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one time it was like the last run of the day and it was prolly 10 degress f outside with the wind blowin like hell and the lift crapped out and i was stuck on there for an hour freezing my ass off until they got the backup motor or w/e goin. it sucked balls. i was so freakin cold. but we got a free day pass

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One time last season I was coming up to the unloading ramp and noticed my jacket was stuck to the back of the chair somehow. I tried to pull it free and just get off but it wouldn't come out. So I ended up out of the chair still attached to it and got dragged around the bullwheel hanging from the chair by my jacket until I hit the safety bar. It was pretty embarrassing and the zipper on my jacket got all messed up.

I also got the t bar stuck under my hoodie at the top of the glacier in whistler, dragged me into the little snow wall across the trail where I finally got free.

 
at my ski area all we hav is old double chairs and i was ridden up and my friend was behind me and i turned around to talk to him and my lip stuck to the pole. good thing it was a fifteen minute ride or i would have gotten it of

 
last weekend at abasin, some gaper fell getting on the lift. after he got back on, and the lift made it to the top, the gaper didn't get off. I don't think that story does justice to the funniness of some old texan looking gaper not getting off the lift. oh well

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two thing when i was 5 i feel asleep and they had to reverse the lift. The other is there was 70+ MHP winds and they had to crank the lft up goin 1 mph because it took an hour for the ride the wind chill was like -30

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
I fell off the lift a couple of times when I was getting on when I was like 4 years old

Also one time my resort has a poney tow in the park and it was early in the morning with fresh snow and where the tow was, it wasnt groomed and my tips just kep digging in the snow and I was flipping off and people in the real chair lift where laughing at me and the tow guy was like ' are you sure youre an expert and good enough to ski the park' I was so embaressed

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hahahahahahaha^ classic.

we have a gay t-bar at our hill, and somewhere we have a video of some old guy all spread eagly trying to line up with the lift

my friend is trying to pick him up and he's spreading more and more

its great

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i fell asleep once and my skis started to fold under the chair when we were getting off. 1 ski blew off and i almost flipped off the chair

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When i was younger i got drug up the hill by a t-bar, but I didn't let go cause I thought id get run over by the guy behind me... oh well I was like 5. And then one time prolly around that time period my dad kinda bumped me getting on and I fell off right at the bottom and the whole lift line was snickering... so embarrasing...

But recently a fucking retard wearing jeans and rear entries jumped the gun and came in behind me and the lift guy wasn't paying shit for attention and I ended up on this fuckers lap while the lift accelerated outta the loading zone, of course I scooted over, but I was like 'what the fuck were you thinking' and he was like 'sorry I am new at all of this.' What a dumbass.

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Yea, well, when I was like 11, second season on skis. I didnt use poles, I was one of those wierd kids on the hill that everyone was like, What the heck is he thinking? Anyways, I didnt know how to get a double chair properly and did not look to the inside. The chair came around, center pole clocked me in the head. The liftie tried to help me, but i was too late, i was pulled under the chair and he thumb got caught between me and the chair and broke his thumb. It was pretty frickin embarresing.

 
I fell off a lift at moonstone cause I sat down when I was loading on a bunch of wet snow and as soon as the lift got out of the station I slipped off (didnt have the safety bar down yet)

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oh and one time at mt st anne the chair had ice on it and when the chair slowed down for people to get off, I had already lifted the bar up and I slid out of the chair and I landed on the hill thing and rode out switch haha

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i was on the quicksilver chair at whistler when it broke. i was 10 or so. the chair stopped super quick and didnt move for like 3 hours, we didn't know what was going on. 4 chairs fell off near the top, lots of people were injured and 2 people died. they came to rescue us off the chair with a ladder. i was scared to go on chairlifts for awhile after that.

my most embarrassing thing was back when i raced, i was carrying 2 pairs of skis up with me and had a backpack on. got on the chair, but it was sorta bouncy and since my pack was on i wasn't far back in the seat and fell off. took me forever to get out so they could start the lift again.

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I was at Killy last year and was getting on a quad with three friends. The two next to me sat down really close together and as I sat down I was sitting on thier laps as the lift started to move. We all had ski pants on and I tried to hang on but of course I fell. It was only like 10 feet into some soft snow but it was funny...what a bunch of dumb asses....left me no room

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Freshman year i had a backpack on going up the lift and the strap that goes around your waist got caught in the chair and i swung around into the emergency stop and then the net. So emabarrassing.

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^^ yeh tru that I was in verbier (freeride mecca of the world for the young-guns) and my heli pro waistband with my avi transceiver - which I was wearing macked out and low - got caought in between the slats and I didnt realise, got up to cruise off and suddenly WHAM got pulled back and tripped the little bar thing and ended up in the net. looked between my legs down the hill and almost shat my pants this frozen net was literally holding me from death. and the avie fell down and got lostr in the powder. it was $250 as well. shit !

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this one time i was being curious. so when the chair was going over the halpipe i jumped in from 7821 feet up, landed perfectly going switch. i was so cool, until i hit the other wall and flew so high that i went right back on the chair....it was sooo funny. then on that same run i died. true story.

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