Climaxing.... (for lack of a better word) *Note: not for the younger NS crowd*

good news!

my girlfriend and i had sex for about 45 minutes earlier tonight, i felt like i was about to cum, so i pulled out, took the condom off, and she proceeded to suck me off for about 5 minutes until i finally blew a load in her mouth, which she then swallowed. (that was pretty sexy)

she felt so good about herself, and no longer proclaims herself as being "sexually worthless".

definitely a good night for the both of us, because i hit her G spot again, and she finally finished me off.

it had to have been the stress i was going through that caused the previous problems.

i felt way better today, and my cock rewarded not only me, but my girlfriend as well.

let this be a lesson to all of us (myself included)...

don't have sex when you're stressing out hardcore, or when you have anything negative on your mind... because you may not climax.

i feel so much better now.

good times.
 
hahaha, sorry man.. but i'm not like that. that's just creepy, and quite fucked up.

but i will admit, i got a good laugh out of that recommendation.

you can keep the whole finger-in-the-butt strategy for yourself. have fun with that man...

i'm going to sleep now.

thanks NS, for hearing me out in my time of desperation. haha.

peace.

 
holy this shit is FUCKED.......what is going on, iv seen so many sex threads its just stupid

fucking keep it to yourself man.
 
you're probably too nervous. chill out.

if that's too hard, watch porn, or get a mirror and watch your own porn. also reverse cowgirl is a good view- where she's on top but facing away from you.

bust that nut bro
 
best condoms you can get

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im really surprised no girls have posted on here yet. maybe they can give you some advice for your girlfriend
 
Wait, so, who was right on page 1? I think someone said something about keep doing it and it'll happen cuz that's normal, but I don't remember who it was....
 
glad to hear the problem has been resolved.

just don't ever try taking the condom off and pulling out, giz tends to creep out without you knowing it.
 
the sex might be good, but it just might be that shes not mentaly satisfying you. like shes not turning you on enough, so its pretty much you fucking any girl with no emotion. oh and stop trying so hard
 
Why did i just read this... it had nothing to do with constipation, anal, or shellfish. What a fuckin dissappointment.
 
dude, if i wanted to read a goddamned porno i would have sat down by the fire and read "Pirate's Triumph in Pleasure Cove" or some shit.  there is no way that i needed to read about your girlfriend's ability to swallow your gorilla juice.  damn.
 
i thought so myself, but i dont see why people kept replying.

no but seriously why did you make this thread, half of the kids are making fun of you and noone wants to read about you having trouble getting off. well thats just what i thought
 
thats your problem right there, trojan enz SUCK. the spermicidal lubricant is horrible, and they are way way too small. In fact trojans suck in general, switch to durex or something. i just dont wear condoms anymore because i used to have the same prblem, now i get the added pleasure of nutting on my womans face... best compromise around
 
just listen to love line. or you could even call in. In seattle the station is 107.7 the end sunday-friday 10-12 pm

but im guessing you have delayed ejactulation. i their is medicine you can get for it i believe.
 
its in your head too much and you are worrying about it and its not letting you finish, dont jerk off for a week or so and then fuck her, keep doing tha and you will start to worry less about it and you will be fine. trust me.
 
oh, i thought he was serious, i was gonna try it.........................

jkjk man, that would be funny as hell if you took it seriously though :D
 
the funniest part is that you're missing out on some crazy shit... if a girl knows what to do, let her find your prostate and THEN try telling us it's "creepy and quite fucked up". it's actually "amazing and quite insane" when a girl can get you off like that... but i guess you just live and learn.

so here's my recommendation to you- when a girl decides to stop playing with your balls and starts to make a bee-line for your starfish, take a moment to catch your breath, and then get ready to cum really fucking hard if she's actually worth the $12 dinner and $8 movie earlier than evening. remember, there's a little ball of nerves back there that will open your eyes to worlds of pleasure you didn't even know possible. that being said, i'm not personally going to recommend she uses anything besides her finger... if you choose to up the ante, knock yourself out, but don't blame it on me when you get her glow-in-the-dark buttplug wrapped up in her rainbow analbeads all crammed up your ass. i'm not recommending she puts anything UP your ass, but rather that she learns to do more than just stroke your dick and play with your balls by exploring the possibilities the prostate offers.

seriously, do you think God would put a sewer in the middle of a playground without making it at least a LITTLE fun?
 
earlier *that evening... basically, i was sayin that a $20 ho ought to know about the finger up the butt during a bj.
 
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