cliff jumping

PurpleSkier

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Well, i go cliff jumping today after work with some buddies. so im all like sweet, the waters dropping, these cliffs are getting decent, im game. so this like 40 ft one, that is 55 now cuz of water dropping is catching my attention, im like man this ones so fun. so my buddie jumps, im like you bitch, you snaked my turn, i go, and the ground breaks away from my feet, i am like ok, i should be fine, and i do a huge mute grab. then im still falling and i look, and oh what the fuck do you know, im landing in shallow fucking water, i obsorbe impact, much like you would when you knwo you are going to case a table. and land, if i hadnt done that, my legs would be broken, then im like shit, get out of hte water, and i split my knee open, i can see my kneecap, it was fucked, so i wrap my towel on it, and its making my green towel red. we get back to my place, and im like i should go to the hospital, i get in a fight with my dad, since hes like you have to pay for this, i told you that you shouldnt of gone. im like fuck that im not, then i leave, to cool down, and not get myself kicked out, then im like alright, come home, my leg is all bloody, i wash it out, and take soem butterfly bandages, and use them to keep it shut, and with a nice seal. then wrapped it up. so ya, should i go to the hospital on my own, or just leave it, and hope i dont get an infection?

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go to the hospital...you will not regret it if your leg is screwed up..

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it will heal on its own eventually but if you go to a doctor you will have less scaring and about half the healing time. risk of invenction can be minimized if you are carefull with bandaging and washing you wound.

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yeah dude, my dad is a dr. and he always says that you are at serious risk of more damage, thus more costly fees, if you treat the problem yourself

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ya, i teach swimming lessons at my pool, so like an open wound, that really hasnt stopped bleedign, prolly would make the pool like all fucked up. with blood everywhere, you know

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definitetly hospital. u dont wanna fuck up ski season.

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^ good call

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
wait what are you talking about costly fees? Don't you have health insurance? I don't think it would hurt to go to the hospital though. Otherwise just pour some rubbing alcohol on it and wrap it.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
dude i would deffinatly get it checked out! but why would u have to pay for it? dont u have medical insurance?! well if u dont i would do to a walk in doctor their a lot cheaper and faster then a hospital!

 
ya i do, but you ahve to pay the deductable

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whats the deductable? Maybe like $10-20?

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
45 footer, pussy :D I almost broke my neck on one last summer trying to learn ganers in hope of grasping the concept of a backflip for last winter. Anyway landed headfirst on the ganer and my first backflip last spring ( think i gotta tuck my knees or something ). In grayson kentucky (close to where I lived last summer ) there was a 85 footer I jumped off a few times never did anything but straight air off it cuz lots of people broke their neck and died there at least 5 every summer

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is the 85 footer deep? Thats huge. I saw a guy do a backflip off 80 feet into a pool like 20 feet wide and 12 feet deep. He does it everyday at an amusement park.

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hes a professional

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if only you lived in canada...then you wouldnt have this problem.

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pour some whiskey on it and wrap it in an old dishrag. it'll heal.

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i cleaned and dressed it myself, but it hasnt stopped bleeding, i might head up to the h to the 'ospital

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I dunno how deep the water is under the 85 footer it doesnt matter as soon as u hit the water spread out your hands and feet youll never go more than 7 feet deep ive jumped of 50's into like 8 feet of water and not hit the bottom. you instantly descelerate underwater if u just spread out

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hospital would be a good idea man

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ya, im sure the hospital would be, but, well i live in a place where all the towns are like 15 miles away from each other, and the hospital is like a half hour, and a quarter tank of gas for me, and im lazy as shit, so i prolly will just let it have the jake treatment, and im keepin it clean, my mom actually works for the hospital, and i still wont go, so she just got me all tehse cool bandages

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yea, if you can see you neecap, then get to a hospital.....

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see what it looks like in the morning, if its red, pussy, swollen, and it hurts...go to the doctor...if its like it was yesterday, or better...leave it

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if ur mom's a nurse, get her to hook you up with some treatment...my mom's a nurse and i barely ever have to go to emerg.

Joel
 
this is what you do:

move to canada... free health care

problem solved

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But doesnt the whole free health care thing lead to you waiting for hours in the ER while they fix everyone else who came in before you?

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so yesterday i go cliff jumping and one of my friends jumps off this 60 foot cliff over a really big overhanging ledge. like this -

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anyways, he slips or something on the takeoff, goes sideways in the air and misses the rock ledge by a foot or two which probably would've killed him. as it was, he landed on his back in about 7 feet of water. his whole left side was purple, he had a nasty concussion, and couldn't hear out of his left ear. i havent found out how he is yet. sketchy stuff

 
55 sucks when you land in like 2-3ft

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yea, just don't be dumb.

my friends and I used to cliff jump w/office chairs and do tricks and stuff w/them. it was pretty sweet. we did it in the winter too except on the lake and dragging behind cars. but yea, cliff jumping is the shit, you just can't fuck it up or you die.

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super glue it shut...thats what they do in the army...ive done it on my finger before it was deep too

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