Cleaning ladies

ShadyHillGroup

ShadyHillGroup

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I dont get them, like yeah thanks for coming to clean my house but damn are they retarded. Well no they probably arent but, they come into everyroom and unplug the worst things to plug in the vaccume. First they unpluged the router for the internet and that didnt help anything i was doing on NS, then everytime they clean my room, they unplug the clock, why the clock, i have a circuit breaker with a guggilion other plugs, but no, unplug the clock which is behind the desk, I hate resetting that thing too.

Well this thread has no real point but to rant about the good pple that clean my house for my family
 
my cleaning lady fucking walks into my room all the time when I am sleeping. Like when I was living at hoem for the summer, sometimes I would pass out ontop of my blankets. One time I woke up and was naked laying on my bed on my back, and i open my eyes and she is cleaning some shit on my desk and she looks over, kinda smiles and says "good morning" and finished what she was doing then walked out. I was like uhhh this is sooooo weird.
 
We have one, shes a fuckin retard. She cant drive either. She freaks out if she meets one of us on a gravel road thats about 3 cars wide. She unplugs the worst shit too, and sometimes I cant find something cause she moved it.
 
"The Clean Team" comes and does our house. But my mom left notes right from the start for them not to enter the kids' rooms. One morning I was sleeping in the summer when they came and they didn't know I was home... I heard them talking so much shit about our place it was fucking rude.
 
haha...don't complain, you have someone that cleans your stuff. some people actually clean our own houses.
 
mine is from russia and recently broke a lamp by acident trying to be hewomen and clean under a big ass couch.
 
yea my maid always fucks things up for me, everywednesday goes through my room and finds weed and paraphanalia i misplaced and shows it to my mom

Im almost posiotive she found this quarter i had stashed in my sock probably smoked it all

 
from now on shes not to enter my room, i will pay the price of having to make my bed for security
 
ya i have one but she is alright at cleaning. sometimes she moves shit to the wierdest places ever tho. it wierd
 
we have cleaners. they come in once a week and vacuum. they do a shitty job and my parents are looking for a way to fire them.

it got kinda awkward when i found out that one of the ladies is someone from my schools mom.
 
smack the bitch.

they are your temporary slaves while they are in your house.

so seriously.

smack them around a little.
 
my cleaning lady doesnt even fucking clean .. she like bearly vacums and the windows are like always dirty and theres dust every where so my mom fired her
 
i used to do alot of coke, and my cleaning lady found it on a peice of glass, and she put it in a bag i had sitting there...which prompted me to call her a drug dealer
 
haggard.

first time i have ever seen that word used on this other than references to that god damned movie with the same name.

fuck. yeah.
 
they are funny though. my friend has some come, and during the summer we'll just sit there watching TV while they clean around us, move the couch we're on, clean, move it back, and then once they leave we spend like 2 hrs trying to find where the put all of his shit
 
yeah my parents always insist on getting the most sketchy cleaning ladies that are covered in tattoos and dreadlocks. are most recent cleaning ladie has tattoos and dreadlocks and always brings her 6 year old kid, who is annoying as well espically when she goes thorugh my shit
 
Thank you for reminding the NS community at large to finish High School lest this level of stupidity become your fate.
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah best post of the thread, made me laugh my ass off as im trying to write my quater paper in the next hour.
 
dude i would have stood up with my morning would yawned and walked out of the room b4 she did lol if she was hot i would do the same but ide walk over to her and be like... you want some of this
 
mine always breaks shit and hides it, and she always puts pots and pans from our stove into our oven, and when we turn on our over a few days later, we end up fucking them up cuz we dont know they are in there
 
My cleaning lady comes 3 times a week and she's perfect. She never break anything, never move something she's not sure about. Even sometimes, when I have no school, I eat my cereals in the kitchen and at the moment I have finish she takes everything and wash it right away.

I dont't like that because I know I gonna be super lazy when I will move to an appartement
 
cleaning ladies are the shit. and they make mad bank. they make like 100 dollars in like under two hours. just cleaning ur random shit. its so dope. i know one.
 
i love are cleaning lady he name is cecilia she barely speaks english she comes in once a week and gets her job done no dicking around then she leaves and everything is always spotless
 
fair enough.. but the next time you see them and your not in the warmth of a coumpfey bed, with its pillows and fuzzy warmthness, and... well anyways just kick them really hard in the stomach, and see waht happens... if they hit you back, grab a knife and cut them... bad
 
Pretty sure I'd lose my foot in their rolls of fat. they are VERY large women. 4 of them too... it's like an insane invasion of lard. I kind of like my feet and would like to keep them... maybe just poke them with a giant stick.
 
oh, i have a salution(SP?) what if you like push them down the stairs or somethign... thatd be funny.. but when you do make sure you film it cause it'd be funny to watch over and over again
 
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