clean poop phenomenom

Kornn101

Kornn101

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so yea, i dont post often i like to read but i gotta find out if this happened to anyone else

ive been drinkin pretty shitty alc the last few days on break since its the first time i see my friends since the summer (crystal palace, jager, etc)

anyway, usually after such events my poo is quite dirty and unforgiving

but last night, before i started drinkin again, i went to the bathroom, first wipe, wow, no mess, i was surprised

i wiped again just to make sure, and still, no mess at all, quick clean and easy

so we drink some more crystal, shitty beer etc, wake up today and come home

first poo this morning, astonishing, clean on first wipe, again i test

and then, once more, just now, clean on the first pass, absolutely amazing

i wish it was like this all the time, but has anyone else gone 3 in a row completely clean?

^worst post idea ive ever had, good times

-Anthony

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nah usually i get once then the next time my hand is engulfed in pounds of mushy warm diareha with chunks of chinese food i had ate the night before

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
the clean poop thing is nutty when it happens but i never get 3 for 3

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i'm usually pretty clean

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i'm the opposite. it's rare for me to get a non-clean dump. i shit bricks.

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i thought i had a clean shit one time...and then i mannaged to back up my toilet....cause i WAS NOT done...not a fun experience...id almost stood up and everything

 
the beer shit phenomenon is quite common. when you drink lots of beer your shit usually slides right out with no obstuctions. resulting in a pseudo ghost shit (no wipe needed).

 
hahah 4 in a row! this fucking rocks

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
i think i will, i havn't dropped one in like 8 days so they'll be plenty to share with me and my family.

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