Classy yet affordable alcohol.

i dunno man.. im partail to the islay scotchs. lavalunin 16
but then .. again i have a bottle of the macellen 21... that stuff.. you savor the drops. and only neat fuck the ice shit.
 
WIN.

Realistically anyways, none of you will be "classy" when you're all sloppy drunk anyways.

If you're trying to "impress" the chick, get a empty Goose bottle and fill it with plastic jug vodka. She's what 17, no way in hell she knows the difference and will think it's "good" vodka anyways.
 
Hahaha win. Better yet, fill the bottle with water and watch her pretend to be wasted after one mixed drink, like all 17 year old girls do!
 
you can never, ever go wrong with Sailor Jerry. better than captain, and its cheaper.
if you want vod then i say go with 3 olives
 
bahahaha I remember those days. Kids would take one shot and proceed to act incoherent. (Not yours truly though. I drank like a champ at 15 - now, not so much.)
 
21 is great. And yeah, fuck ice - ideally you should use a warm glass (for example, one that's just out of the dishwasher, dry and warm) - this brings out the flavors.

Lagavulin is very nice, depends on hope smokey you like your Single Malts. Islay's are very smokey, Talisker is up there too.
 


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Oh my bad, I didn't realize I was out of the loop. If you saw car you'd never driven before that looked nice, was pretty popular and somewhat expensive what would you think?
 
Jameson all the way my man, around 25 for a fifth, but worth the extra few bucks. But yeah like everyone else said, if you're going with vodka don't get goose.
 
It's dumb expensive, really expensive.

Just get a cheap glass bottle, unless you really care that much on going balls out. Vikingsforjd and svedka are good enough and like 20 for 750ml
 
girls love brandy's and cognac is a brandy. if you want something that's affordable but your date will love, pick up some belle de brillet. It's a cognac infused with pears, has absolutely no bite at all. should be able to find it for around 35 for a 750.

or just spring and get a bottle of louis xiii.
 
I can't even imagine how badass you would feel drinking a $100,000 bottle of cognac. Not that you would ever actually drink it...pretty sure there are only like 750 bottles in the world.
 
If it's more for her get a bottle of wine. Much easier to drink than vodka - especially if you aren't mixing it like you said - and you can get pretty buzzed/drunk from it. Wine is a good time.
 
I went with Goldschlager. Thanks to everyone and I'll keep these in mind for next time I drink with a tuxedo on!

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