Classy NS- Open For New Applicants

JeffersonDavis

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Do you enjoy the finer things in life? Do you come from a blue blooded background, one which has been in America for 200 plus years?? Do you object to wearing shorts with more than a 9 inch inseam? Do the terms "summering, fratting, shagging, and slumming mean anything to you?" Well if so, message me and you'll be considered for application into our cult.

 
yeah isnt that taking away from your classiness. you should volunteer people for that cult
 
It isn't as much that one must consider one's self classy, it's more of a necessity to have class within one's life. That's how I view it - though the title of the cult is more or less a blunt description of the threads. I do get your point, though it isn't as arrogant as it seems.
 
congratulations of quoting something. There isn't any bragging in this cult, just a shared interest of the finer things in life.
 
Yea flaunting like one would see on Super Sweet 16 is not tolerated what so ever, Capt.Flannel did an excellent job of summarizing what the cult is about
 
I'm a 13th generation american and I summer in Nantucket.

However I do that with my rich grandparents and my dad.

I live with my mom who is pretty much on child support and welfare.

I lose.
 
damn, that's impressive dude. PM for an invite if you want, it's not about money as much as it is about culture and personality.
 
Classy Newschoolers is pretty much my favorite cult, even if it isn't all that active. It's a refreshing break from all the "gangsta" talk.
 
I enjoy a fine multiple course meal, golf, reading the business section of the newspaper, going to museums, crew, reading Vergil and Cicero (in Latin of course), and wearing loafers/collard shirt to my studies.

And I scoff at your attempt to make a classy newschoolers.
 
My family has been in America since the 1600's and I am going to the Boston Pops concert on friday. An invite please.
 
Actually I want to join your cult so I can talk about yacht trips, golfing, visiting my country club, sipping champagne in aspen, and flaunt about how classy i am.
 
i am the epitome of class. when im not skiing nothing makes me happier then a good game of croquet or polo, so long as it doesnt interfeer with my nap hour. caviar and spirits top of a stellar afternoon of stogies on the porch dressed in my smoking jacket. i enjoy the finer things in life.
 
"Do you object to wearing shorts with more than a 9 inch inseam?" well i wear running shorts with 1-2inch inseams all the time. does that count?
 
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I want an invite to both the classy and dirtbag cults as I enjoy a fine glass of port on the starboard side of my lifted ford pickup while I'm doing donuts in the parking lot of the walmart in the hamptons.
 
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