Class space outs.

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ScratchCobra66

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Tell me about badly timed space outs in school, or just tell me about something stupid or funny that happened in school.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
i have a really old math teacher and he was going on about how he held some celebrity's hat when he was going to the bathroom (i wasnt paying attention) then for some reson i just said 'did it get soggy ?' and everyone in the class just died laughing

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
this isn't really a space out persay but I remember back in a grade 10 social studies class I was WAY TOO BAKED (very obviously so) and my teacher asked me a question and I was like 'uh, um, let's see, uh, um, I don't know, maybe bryan knows (my buddy behind me), hey bryan do you know?' After which the whole class pretty much completely lost it laughing and I just put my head down on my desk. It was painfully obvious that I was totally ripped but luckily my teacher liked me for the most part and he didn't narc on me, just told me not to do it again.

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
one time i fell alseep in class and the teacher noticed and started calling ym name but i was still asleep and dint wake up and then this kid next to me like hit me and i woke up and i had drool coming out of my mouth...

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i have one similar to dynstrtm or whatever his name, i fell asleep during a movie and during the whole time my friend was throwin things at me and he woke me up by poking me in the eye with a ruler and when i got up i was drooling like mad and there was a huge string of spit from my mouth to my binder and i didnt know, it was great

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my english teacher last year used to take his water bottle and slowly drip water down kids shirts whenever they fell asleep. one guy had half the bottle emptied on him before he woke up.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
i fell asleep in english, and someone called my cell. i woke up on the fifth ring i guess

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
oh yeah well one time i was in this class with this teacher who s like 70 and like retarded and i sneezed and he yelled at me and talked to me after class because he thought my sneeze was overexaggerated.....it sucked

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This isint really funny, but its awesome. I was walking out of school today it was like 5 minutes after the bell so mostly everyone was gone, but these kids were watching another kid named danny, whos like a monkey, he can do back flips off the ground like nothinghes like 4'11 or 5 foot, and i got there just in time to see why people were all around, and danny started running toward a drinking fountian(one of the porcline ones) and he jumped up, launched himself off of it and did a misty variation...it was so fucking sick, i couldnt believe my eyes. I wish i would have has a camera.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
when i was in world civ. in 9th grade, it was the easiest class and there were like 4 kids i knew. we just sat in teh corner talking all class. one time, we were talkin about the superbowl. (right before the bucs/raiders game). we kept telling my firend, a raiders fan, that the bucs would win. anyways, he started to say, 'you guys wont we laughing,' then he started to stretch and lean back in his chair with his arms spread out backwards, 'WHEN THE RAIDERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!.' the entire class started to laugh and me and my friends laughed histarically for the rest of the class.

(zach)
 
Today, 9th grade, My Buisness teacher, Mr. Mao Wong Le, and I have a senseless debate in front f the Class about what a CD-RW is and some prep goes and tell us that we are both wrong in a high pitched voice stating, very fast, that a CD-RW does not exist and we laughed for no reason at all.

**CCR**
 
i fell asleep listening to my cd player and my teacher took off my headphones and yelled wake up and i slammed my head into her nose

ski fast take chances

 
i sharted once and it dripped down my shorts onto my leg and the whole class saw, i've been a reject ever since.

I AM A SKIER.
 
I fell asleep in my Bio class and when I woke up, my face was in a pile of drool, and the whole class drew all over my face.

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WEEE I'm Special, I live Under the Bridge!!
 
in highschool my junior yr i had a chemistry team that had a right glass eye. soo he could see on out side of the room so all be did was talk and play gameboy all day best class ever

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'she acts like i was supposed to stick around... and i told her FUCK THAT! this isnt elimidate' - yammaTom9

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STENCIL KREW

 
Last spring, I took some pretty intense bong rips during my morning break and then was planning to go to my next class, which was english. my english teacher is also my advisor/mentor she knows me really well and we chillax... she smokes and all the whole good stuff but she feels really disrespected when students are high in her class. so I usually keep things moderate when I have her class. well not this day. so I showed up late to class with a light saber, being pretty rowdy, devouring a box of donuts while the rest of the class was taking turns reading from our book. usually it's just the dumb kids that all argue over who is going to read and the rest of us sit there and eat. but my teacher knew I was baked, so she called on me... I didn't hear her at first and then finally my bud nudged me and she asked me to read a monologue in the play, i didn't understand, she repeated herself and I was like okay i can do this.... and could not find the page so she stomps over and opens the book up to the page were on and i look at the book and..... i can't read!!!!! so I stutter and 'um' for a minute or so and then get kicked out of class. it was funny.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
once, i totally spaced out and my teacher was telling a story about soem movie where they chased this naked guy for 3 days, i dont remember, and so i was like, 'why didnt the camera men help him' cause i thought it was real, but since im so damn funny, i shruged it off like i was joking

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
One time my friend was answering a question in history, and he is on the 5th word into the explanation and he has a massive squeak. I mean his voice went radio signal it was that high. Funniest fucking thing ever.

Hung
 
in fourth grade, we were talking about countries on a map. I started talking about africa and said 'nigger' instead of Niger.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
Whenever me and my buddy would blaze before math class he would always put his hand up for like every answer but always ended up like 'Uhhhh.. well.. ummm.. I'm tired' then like put his head down.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
well i would always sleep in social studies but no real funny stories there, the magic always happens in math class. this one time my math teacher. Mrs. G-po (Gallipeu) went on some explanation of pointless equations and finished with 'is it not?' so im like 'for real' (keep in mind this is the honors class and me and my friend ben didnt take it seriously at all) so everyone starts laughing and i was like 'BEN' and so then she made him sit in the back the rest of the year. other times i would just randomly walk around the room and shed get pissed. Bens phone also went off in class one time during a test, that was pretty cool.

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Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
in french class, i had this super retarded teacher. she was like 29 years old and had to get all the work and stuff to do from teh other 'real' teacher. she had no control over us and didnt know what the hell she was doing. one time, when we were reviewing for a test, my friend asked a question. it wasnt a joke or anything of that sort. instead of making an explantation, she just said 'you tell me' what a dumbass

(zach)
 
haha in my math class we had all of the football players in that class, and most of them are funny as fuck, they would steal the remote all the time, and turn the TV off and always turn the temperature down and shit, our math teacher is like 80 she cant hear a damn thing so they would always like yell out 'saggy tits!' and 'Penis' and she would be like excuse me?

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
Whenever the teacher asks me a question when they know I'm not listening, I'm just like 'sorry, I wasnt listening' and they're like 'Pay attention please' and it's cool.

Last year, my buddy and his friend were in this class with this emotionally unstable teacher. Anyway, she found out some kid in the class smokes cigarrettes, and she starts talking about a friend who died cause of them. ANyway, my friends were talking and Zac said quietly 'I dont smoke cigs, I smoke WEED', henry started laughing uncontrollably, which was right after the teacher said her friend died. So the teacher started bawling and left the school for the rest of the day.

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i had a really stupid teacher for science in 7th grade and she spelled entrance wrong on her doorway, and one time after 2 blunts to the dome i went to my 9th grade science, and it was on of the last days of school and kids brought in stuff and he froze it and broke it, know keep in mind that i am very very baked and i am visibly and smelled like ganja, and some kid gives hime a banana and when he froze it and broke it i yelled, 'nooooooo!' every one laughed and then i became paranoid, but him breaking the stuff was soooooo awsome

crack kills, herb heals- Bob Marley
 
i dont care what anyone says but science is a fuckin trip ! when your stoned

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
hell yeah man, in grade 9 I was all baked and my teacher was demonstrating how to disect a cow's eye and this scary girl (we called her butch) fainted out of nowhere and just fell over, it was crazy yo! and after, we dissected our own cows eyeballs and the lenses were bouncy as hell, it's like natures superball!

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
hahaha, these are great. last year in french, we brang in food, and it turned into a MASSIVE food fight. there was shit everywhere, and noone got in trouble. everyone had shit all over.

in English, we were supposed to be readin, and me and my buddy decided to play a game of garbage can basketball. well, its completly quiet, and when i got to shoot, i let out this massive fart. it was hilarious.

i passed out one time in class, and woke up to the ENTIRE class just staring at me. apperently i had been spasiming or something in a dream, and totally flippin out. i guess it was petty funny.

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
 
inmath once the wholeclass just started sing the fresh prince of bel air(started by me)

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nrthfacer:i rose my price today from 65 cents to a dollar...it was a big move for me

Sk3bUm:^i'll be taking 50% of all of your earnings and spending it all in the corner

 
last year we had a sub in english (everyone knows you can fuck around with subs), so like 5 minutes into it, i write 2 notes for the class (i sat basically in the middle) to pass around and read. they were something along the lines of 'at 2:30, everyone just stand up and start clapping'. i didn't think anyone was really gonna do it, but sure enough at 2:30, everyone put down the books they were reading (so the class was completely quiet before), stood up and started clapping. the sub looked at us like we were fucking crazy, and asked what was going on, and one of the girls up front said 'oh, we do this every day'.

fucking around with fire and chemicals in science is another personal favorite of mine... this had nothing to do with me, but a couple years ago, this one girl took like a bouncy-ball sized amount of pure potassium from class and put it in her pocket. needless to say, her pants damn near caught fire later that day...

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
this isnt with school, but listen to this:

my dad works at a company on the nasa glenn property. they grow silicon or something along those lines. anyway, he was trying to get a safty inspection thing passed, and everything was looking great. whell, a few days ago the two guys upstairs set of a hydrogen alarm, and were doing some kind of random expeiriment. they had to call out all these first repsone teams and shit. well, today he found out they were trying to make a small hydrogen bomb! how fucked up is that!

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
 
i fell asleep in biology with a long sleeve shirt on. my face was resting on my neatly bent elbow. little did i know my shirt was bunched up at the elbow. i woke up with creesed lines all over my face. it blew because they didnt go away for the next class and a half

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powder to the people

pigtail productions
 
when im in band ill space out and think about different things not even thinking about the peice in front of me and just keep playing, when the song is over i ask the person next to me if i messed up and they said i played it perfectly, its crazy

School is cool.

 
^I guess that's kind of like how when you're really baked you can realize that you've been driving for like a minute without paying any attention whatsoever to the road and yet you don't crash, crazy shit man

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
hehe we did something simliar to the everybody do something at this time, except we all dropped out text books, ahaha it was great because our sub that day was this old lady who is grumpy as hell and freaks out very very easy. She started yelling at us and shit, then forgot what she was doing, so like 30 minutes later we did it agian.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
i was in class and the teacher was talking but i didnt listen!!! i was actually thinking about have sex with the girl in fron of me on top of the teachers desk.

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hah yeah that happens alot with me too^

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
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