Claiming first comment is the reason mommy doesn't love daddy anymore...

[WASSERFALL]

Listen, when an article appears on the new schooler's homepage, I look for insightful comments on the topic of said article. I don't want to get my eyes raged by a text attack of people claiming how soon they could comment on the article. I really don't care how long you sit at your computer refreshing new schoolers until you see something new and comment, "Fiiiirstt!!!" or "frst?" or some other completely useless addition to the website. If you agree with this thank you, if you don't please feel free to comment "First!" "Second!" "Third!" and so on.

 

[jibnut]

lol first

 

[Parrish]

2nd?

what are you rambling on about?

 

[ski-swagga]

3rd.

 

[freestyler540]

nooooooooooooooooooob rage!

also 1st!!!!! mutafukas

 

[Jonny7]

u maad

 

[.jesus.]

he mad

 

[Jonny7]

oh and why did you have to create an alias to tell your opinion? 5th and 7th btw!!!!!!!!!

 

[*TURBONERD*]

FUCK I DIDN'T GET FIRST FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

[ORDEAL]

.

 

[jibnut]

LOLZ

I bet your always_cumming first, though.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

oh i am. don't worry haha

 

[A.Eberhard]

12th?

 

[Ducky.]

13th.

What's he complaining about exactly???

 

[Gameboy]

yeah top 20!!

That makes me look so cool! But yeah, claiming first on an article is like winning a race, it's sick!!

 

[WASSERFALL]

basically I'm saying that claiming first comment is really lame and no one cares

 

[WASSERFALL]

i didn't create an alias to voice my opinion, i made my account wasserfall because i make all my accounts wasserfall, but f you rrreeaally want to know who i am so you can facebook me, and be like, "ur thread on new schoolers was soo gay" I am Jason Boratko, I live in New Hartford, CT and my home mountain is Ski Sundown...come shoot me or something

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

1st

 

[jason...]

last

 

[jayo.]

NO

 

[steezyjibber]