Claim

[Rainbow*Stylin]

We had a cowboys/indians banger at my house saturday night... i was that kid who got too drunk, came back inside and my house was in fucking shambles... and then i punched tom wallisch in the face.... oh and my favorite bubbler(first piece i ever bought) was stolen... super pissed about that

 

[Tinga]

good for you

 

[[~_~]]

I shit my pants in weightlifting class in 9th grade.

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

thanks for opening up slandis, we appreciate it

 

[k-rob]

why'd you punch tom?

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

i was trashed, looked down and saw the 4bi9 he wrote on my hardwood floor and just punched him

 

[k-rob]

haha i wouldn't have minded personally, tom wallisch wrote 4bi9 on your floor, that's badass.

 

[tBatt]

did you afterbang it?

 

[InfernoHits]

haha, the floor was soapy.But that sucks about the floor.

 

[MatRich]

sweet claim, I cock slapped dumont last wendsday after I beat him at checkers.

 

[spudz]

hahahahahahahahaha

seriously though after he got up off the ground did he bang it?

 

[ECfreeski3]

whats with people punching tom wallisch in the face? if i was there i wouldve dove in front of the punch and tell everyone i took a punch for tom fucking wallisch

 

[spudz]

^^ cuz u want toms dick

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

i was honestly too drunk to hurt him/ it was one of the few flashes that i remember from that night... i just thought it was funny to claim on ns... no hate on him... my house was just a fucking mess and i was a lil pissed when i rolled in there...

 

[k-rob]

ye i think we get it, we all do stupid things when we're drunk haha.

 

[-Mugatu]

is you jordan roberts??

 

[Reptar.]

I stayed up super late working on it, then the next day in gym class I got diarrhea on the mini tramp.

 

[Malcolm]

no. first he hand draged the counter on his way down

 

[mBall]

wow you punched tom???? CLAIM THAT SUCKER!

 

[tBatt]

mhm

 

[Tbrody]

i will testify to the greatness of the party

 

[ChrisMercer]

oh sick son you had a party!!!!! Did you guys have flip cup going? cowboys vs. indians, winner takes the table for beer pong, if the indians win the cowboys take it anyway?

who calls a party a banger? is that some east coast lingo? at first i thought you were describing a gay orgy. must originate from boston

honstely though. congrats on having fun. its a nice experience isn't it.

 

[Style+eeze]

I just PM'd TWall

Check it out:

Style+eeze --> TWallischI don't know if you saw this, but i think you might want to...

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/383646/

LOLZZZ

 

[a.quinn]

oh god that floor was soapy, and covered in oil, and beer, and basically any other liquid that was in our kitchen.

 

[spudz]

me and your mom had a banger last night

heh heh heh hehhhhhh

 

[no_steeze]

i farted really loud during a test once in 5th grade and everyone looked at me so i blamed it on the kid sitting next to me but got so nervous i peed a little

 

[BFFset.]

and then i punched tom wallisch in the face

 

[richards]

i have will wessons chronics in my room right now /claim

 

[gkenworthy]

bahaha, that's awesome.

You know those McDonalds play pens?! Well this kid at my school Abel took a poop in one of those clear windows in the tunnel. This fat girl who worked there had to clean it up... so juvenile.

 

[morocco_mole]

kids shit in those play pens all the time its gross

 

[TWallisch]

haha jesssusss... nice thread jordan

sucks about the bubbler, and yo I was DD'ing that night. I tried to stop your house from getting destroyed, but shit just happened. No need to worry about the hit, your ass was blackout, and ya barely even hit me, haha. Luckily I wasn't drunk/pissed about it or being knocked out woulda been the end of your night hahaha

Bunch of queer ass kids were over your house that night though, breaking shit and being dumbasses

 

[mackinnon]

quality thread right here.

 

[morocco_mole]

tom man your fucking awesome

 

[Pwn.Mode]

that's pretty epic. good claim.

did you at least claim it in his face.

 

[yellav]

most fun i've had in a while. most drunk i've been in a while. fuck whoever stole your bub jordan.

 

[a.quinn]

yeh parties are great until shit gets stolen.

i blame the high schoolers that came. they fucking ruined the party.

 

[doublexl]

man, when the party's at your lab you always gotta stay on top of yo' delf.

you cant be breakin more shit than random ass kids who be breakin your shit and lettin them get away with that shit.

right there word is bond, the numero uno party rule.

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

^GO BACK TO JERSEY

 

[elk.]

slandis you dont even know how hard i am laughing right now ahahahahahaha

 

[jergriff]

god why did i miss this party... oh ya i was in the fukking ER with a kid that fukkin OD on red devils fuck.

 

[E.Durtschi]

Good Times, I'm so glad we had that party! minus the high schoolers in the garage but who really cared about them anyhow?!

PS: please don't steal stuff from our house!!!