" /Claim " Thread

I was golfing over labor day weekend, and we were on the longest green (230 yards) with a water trap about 200 yards out. Shot a good 210 yard hit with my trusty 3 iron right onto the otherside of the water trap/claim
 
1. My uncle is Jermaine Dye's agent.

2. Jermaine Dye's wife was pregnant.

3. She went to my aunt and uncles house.

4. Saw my picture on the wall

5. Asked my name and said she like it.

6. Jermaine Dye names his son after me.

(he's a baseball player in case someone didn't know)

/claim
 
Jason Levinthal came to the farmstand I work at today/claim

He was definitely no-big-dealing in the team sized Foundation hoodie.
 
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i was at that game
 
I smoked a couple j's with Alex Ebert(lead guy of Edwards sharpe) an his girlfriend and johny masterson( Hyde from that 70's show) at lollapalooza this summer
 
i met ahmet during road trip challenge and witnessed michael clarks double back at sundayriver/ claim if anyone remembers those videos
 
my dad played on hawksley workmans lover/fighter cd /claim

ive opened for hawksley workman /claim

my friends dad/dads friends uncle is doug riley /claim

My family on my moms side is somehow related to an old duke of normandy /claim

ive gotten atleast a tag from all of the girls named sarah in my grade /claim

i played at the g8 summit this year /claim

my grandpa invented apple-less apple pie for ritz /claim

etc...
 
I've jerked off to a picture of Alec Baldwin from college years, with his roommate.....weird....
 
nope. my dad told me he was a complete dickhead. i guess my dad used to spray easycheese at him for fun. another claim i suppose
 
my grandpa went the the first game at the original busch stadium (saint louis cardinals) and i went too the last game at the original busch stadium, and the first ever game at the new busch stadium
 
First time being drunk on NS. Redbull and vodka SURE keep me awake! /claim. hahaha! Ooooh god. haha!
 
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