" /Claim " Thread

[ECB]

Have you met him? I really wish I did....

From what his family told me, he's really down to earth

 

[HIT]

it doesnt get any better than refunding first drop pants and purchasing new saga and magic pants for the same price. 2 instead of 1

/claim

 

[JStrathern]

he also lives 5 minutes from me.. this is weird

 

[I_Am_Mod]

then you guys must live withing 10 min. apart max ...

 

[ECB]

or they live together?

 

[maximiliaan]

or its only one guy having two account screaming for attention

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

My Birthday is Tomorrow and I have successfully gotten 2birthday "celebrations" Tomorrow will be the 3rd.

/claim.

 

[rigzz]

That happens to me a lot, like, I pick up my phone and open it up, and BAM text msg. /claim

 

[0123456789]

me too and its usually a random girl/claim

 

[HIT]

/claim

 

[no_steeze]

SHUT THE FUCK UP RICK NOBODY LIKES YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM

 

[HIT]

 

[[-mvee-]]

sending you dirty pictures and videos, right?

 

[0123456789]

no

 

[BryantPhoto]

I dated the daughter of Morgan Stanley's CEO for a couple years, flew me in their private jet to their mansion overlooking Aspen a few times. /claim

 

[[-mvee-]]

its okay same here.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

i just pooped out the funniest fart EVER! it sounded like a bird whistling !/claim!

 

[fatherb]

my dad works for them!

 

[gwhitey]

my uncle owns a strip club in NYC/claim never been there and prolly never will

 

[no_steeze]

i hate kenyans

 

[Ducky.]

LEAVE NOWW

 

[HIT]

don't hate. ill be seeing you in whistler bud.

 

[no_steeze]

AND I WILL BE SEEING YOU IN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN, THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A STRANGER. GOD DAMMIT RICK YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS NEGATIVE ATTITUDE. YOU, SON, SHOULD PACK YOUR BAGS BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO military school

(i put military school in lowercase because it would usually be in caps but errthang was in caps so i made it lower to make it stand out)

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

/claim

 

[infedel_one]

good thought process.

 

[[-mvee-]]

i was already featured in the paper for football and the season hasnt even started yet. /claim.

 

[GuerillaInDaMist]

My Dad owns the largest chocolate company in North America.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

fudgepacker

 

[JStrathern]

my dad is credited for the creation of the first mcflurry and selling the idea to mcdonalds /claim

 

[Get.Kronk]

I played tug of war againt the CEO of vail with all the VP's on my team /claim

 

[TheDude]

i though this post aloud in my head but when i got to military school instead if of shouting it was a brain whisper claim/

 

[nickyp]

I'm posting this from my phone /claim

 

[The.Ginger]

my cousin is in the same dorm with Jon Brogan at CU/claim

 

[[-mvee-]]

just beat a japanese kid in pingpong. /claim.

 

[corona]

out of everything in this thread I'm calling lie on this one.

 

[[-mvee-]]

i can get pics or facebook probably. hes my friends foreign exchange student whos going to my school. his name is June.

 

[Benjo]

I'm 16 and I drink alcohol.

LEGALLY!

/claim

 

[cottage_steeze]

i was the only person to win the milk jug knock over carnival game at the minnesota state fair today, so i won a huge ass stuffed cow /claim. Thats what the carnies said at least.

 

[gus555]

i have a disco ball in my room /claim

 

[Heyawhatsup]

I grinded with a dude and didn't know /claim

 

[Clevinger]

Three CF-18's buzzed my school while I was in a Calculus test.
/claim

 

[gus555]

oh that was you? not something i would claim to...

 

[wesley.]

i have the same birthday as maryo

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

Calculus in August?

 

[0123456789]

i have the same birthday as chug/claim

 

[FerrisBueller]

i seriously just bought a pet penguin from the NAPTA animal assocsiaton and i have a wild pet license and the whole shabang. /SUPERCLAIM

 

[Bong_Master]

pics

 

[.jersey]

just popped a huge ass fuckin blister

/claim

 

[jorb.co]

My second cousin knocked out jarome iginla.

/claim.

 

[FerrisBueller]

his name is anvil