" /Claim " Thread

[Scrambles]

i could pull off a fake i.d. at 14 /claim

 

[the604]

are you from india?

 

[Scrambles]

no, canadia, and from polish decent.

 

[BLACKLIVESMATTER]

i dated a chick for a year in 8th grade, never really got anything. Had a 4 way with her and a couple other drunk chicks end of senior year./claim

 

[butteredjohnson]

i was the #1 player in effing worms for a day, and yes i do have pics to prove it.

 

[martin.]

My mom's aunt was head of the peace core.

My step-uncle was an olympic wrestler during the cold war.

I got taken out by John Kerry's secret service for "attempting to assault him" with a razor scooter when I was in 6th grade.

 

[414.]

i like pancakes. /claim
i just typed this. /claim

 

[MichSteeze]

400 posts /claim

 

[epain.]

That scooter part is freaking great!

I got a pair of RMU diams for next year

I got 2011 outwear already for 1/4 of the price

I ski patrol

I own one of these

I make $400 a week as a intern

/claim

 

[epain.]

sorry about the image/ repost to fix it,

 

[.JPolster]

my cousins a pro /claim

 

[Big_Spence]

rolled up a blunt with the valedictorian last night and smoked her out for her first time. she had a 4.0+ gpa btw. /claim

 

[Big_Spence]

yayayay at least it's just almost!

 

[1337]

lawl

My grandfather was president of the American Heart Association and is a very prestigious and well known cardiologist /claim

 

[Gravetown]

spray-painted kill cops on the bumper of a cop car, got called in for questioning, the detective told me the cop who's car it was had a father who was a cop killed in the line of duty, got away clean, never got charged /CLAIM

 

[Gravetown]

meh, to each his own. i laughed at the situation, and felt kind of pleased.

 

[Gravetown]

do you understand the concept of karma? Go email your harvard friends or something man...

 

[1337]

already claimed it :\ can I claim again?

 

[JStrathern]

I related to Abraham Lincoln, he's either my Great x3 or Great x4 Grandfather, I forget

 

[Chris.S]

Used to be neighbors with an Olympic ski coach, and he's a good family friend. /claim

 

[1337]

I know how to speak proper English /claim

jokes jokes

 

[JStrathern]

hahahaha I tried to type I'm, not sure what happened there..

 

[.JPolster]

my grandmother was close friends with matin luther king jr /claim

 

[JStrathern]

Oh forgot the other claim, my Grandmothers boyfriend in her 20's was Neil Armstrong.

 

[Gravetown]

The mother of Jesus was a whore /claim?

 

[1337]

sigh, this kid just doesn't get it....

 

[.JPolster]

please leave you are unwanted

 

[Gravetown]

i paid to have sex with her /claim

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

I hit this gap last week:

and subsequently broke my wrist

/claim

 

[YoungJah]

I like hunting trools with a rusty fork and eating raw garlic cloves.

Claim....

 

[Bethune]

my uncle let me borrow his superbowl ring one day. i brought it to school and showed mad bitches. i felt like a ballin balla

 

[414.]

whos your uncle?

 

[Bethune]

his names jerry wilkinson. hes 6ft 10, played right tackle for the rams back in 79. played in superbowl XIV... too long ago for anyone to remember.

 

[mode2n]

cousin is friends with steve aoki

/claim

 

[mode2n]

oh ya, my dad supplied the sleds for inception /claim

 

[ndye]

i just had sex with a girl two years older than me while blasting mythbusters so her parents couldn't hear us. CLAIM

 

[no_steeze]

i just took my pants off while peeing

 

[Balto]

im sitting on the same couch as iggyskier at this very moment

/claim

 

[no_steeze]

OH MY GOD YOU KNOW THE ON3P GUYS HOLY SHIT HOW PERSONAL IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM? ON A SCALE OF 1 TO PERSONAL, HOW PERSONAL IS IT? ARE YOU FRIENDS? COLLEAGUES? BUTT BUDDIES? ACQUAINTANCES? I DON'T EVEN CARE!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU KNOW THEM HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT

 

[Bear_Grylls]

I've ditched friends on pow-days

/claim

 

[rigzz]

My grandfather played hockey and was great friend with Tim hortons. /claimYeah that's how cool I am.

 

[iSmokeweed]

i got my dick sucked by RAWDOG

 

[A_Zuck]

easy rod

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

My sister just got me an xxl jiberish windbreaker /claim

 

[YoungQuinton]

today i looked at my phone and thought "i want a txt msg", and it immediately lit up and vibrated /claim

 

[bitchezluv=]]

about a month ago when i was looking for a new name i searchbarred toatsmagoats and you came up so i picked bromammoth instead, to show my love for i love you man. not because i am a bro and not because i ski mammoth, /claim.../end rant

 

[OGHolliday]

i rode the chairlift with Mike Riddle and Justin Dorey. /claim.

But wait.. I rode the same lift with Riddle again later. SO many pros /claim.

 

[ECB]

My shit once took a shit /claim

 

[Emma_Watson]

I shitcocked snarfed your mother's slopbox. It was orgastic. /claim

 

[Emma_Watson]

dude, Dan brown lives 5 minutes away from me. he has the dopest house /claim