" /Claim " Thread

I'm related to Alice cooper

I have samurai blood in me and shogun

I cut University of Cincinnati's head qb in the lunch line(on accident)

I'm actually a transformer
 
i just hooked up with a girl 3 years older than me... from california/claim
i own t walls scott p3s that he used this season. there is still a jiberish sticker on them. /claim
 
I suffer from severe anxiety.

Sometimes in public places like malls my movement sketches out, and I appear to be messed up.

But it's K though because people who have never met me or heard me talk just think I'm mentally challenged and feel sorry for me.

/claim.

 
my great great uncle gave crnl. sanders and they wendy's guys there first jobs at his resteraunt and then they both decided to start there own resteraunts

 
My mom's new surgeon is named William Shakespeare... No joke. his words exactly "my parents had a wierd sense of humor".... /claim.

also just learned dub cork on tramp last week /claim
 
I lived in the same apartment building as Vin Diesel from the ages of 0-3. He told me my sunglasses were cool in the elevator once and my mom used to babysit him when he was younger. /Claim
P.S I think Vin diesel is a tool
 
also
the last girl I dated is the hottest of my ex's and friends with a few of my ex's /Claim
the last girl I hooked up with was the ugliest girl iv'e ever been with but still a solid 7 /Claim
I have been single for almost a year /Claim
and I have managed to remain celibate all summer /Claim
 
my brother made it onto Spring Break '09 on Much Music last year. Ya, he's the one getting tied up to the bed at 7:00. lol what a fuckin clown.

 
^ this kids brother is most likely gay. /claim.
i gave the singer john mayor (sp?) a high five. /claim.went to a Train concert outside and filled with manymany hott girls & had the best night of my life. /claimsomeone said to me "some sick frogskins mannn" . /claim
all 3 of these things happened yesterday. /CLAIM.
 
ahaha i keep telling him he looks like a homo in that shit, hes so ashamed. but whatever, its funny and he was drunk as fuck
 
Glen Plake's wifey cooked me up breakfast and I got to take their boat out for a spin.

Had some drinks with CR's parents.. and they got hammered! haha

Won a new zealand idol contest (I won a heliskiing trip + ride with the pros + huuge hookups but I never got to do it ;/ )

Went barbecuin' with Mac Dre's mom and Mistah Fab's mom. We ate some damn good chicken and shoot the shit.

Souljah boy made a diss track on me ;/ lol. I used to talk shit on him all the time before he got signed and he got all butt hurt off it

Flew with Jackie Chan to Vegas
 
I met Muhammad Ali in the Chicago airport when I was 7 years old /claim

His brother flew on my plane, and was sitting in first class next to a business lady, and kept saying, "I'm Muhammad Ali's brother, wasssup?" /claim
 
i have the same shirt colby west has in my friends a pro/ (also in hard times of RJ Berger)i have a hot tub/i touched tom wallisch/

 
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