" /Claim " Thread

Totes_Magotes

Totes_Magotes

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I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for... Just go for it...... Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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I'm married to Kerry.fs

/claim

I once personnally told off Simple Plan's bassist at my local hill

/claim

I fist-bumped Philou Poirier last week. it was chill

/claim

I have many more claims but im too tired to write them all down

/claim
 
My god uncle is the bag pipe player in Dropkick Murphy's /claim

I colored coloring books with the band Civet /claim

 
I don't feel the need to claim something that has a thread all about it, but if you want me to....

I fucked my 2nd cousin /claim
 
so relatives is how you wanna play it? ok, so...

I'm related by blood, on my moms side, to Maximilien Robespierre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilien_Robespierre get learned fools)

/claim

my moms cousin married Astride Betancour (her sister was released as a hostage for the FARC guerrilla, she got kidnapped by them while on a political visit to some sketchy-ass south-american country, she was running for president of France at the time)

/claim

my great-grandfather was the chief engineer in charge of the project to enlarge the Suez canal

/claim

and im not done....../claim
 
My ex-gf's uncle was Dan Brown (the guy who wrote the Davinchi Code) /claim

Spelling is off, I don't care /claim
 
I sat next to Ted Kennedy on a flight

/claim

My dads bosses brother is Jake burton ( I believe)

/claim

There's more to come

/claim
 
i just played the best round of golf of my life today, shot a 73 /claim

Mind you, the course was short and the par was 63, but still, i dont play golf that often so this round was epic. got 2 bogeys and 7 pars on the back 9
 
I have a friend. This friends sister once was in a relationship with a guy in Down With Webster

/SUPER VAGUE, FAR-OFF, UNNECESSARY CLAIIIIIM
 
my dad bought a wah-wah pedal for me that was personally recommended by bernie williams/claim

My friend in stowe ordered food from burgers on boards and the dude mis-heard him and brought it to jake carpenter(jake burton) instead of _____ carpenter/claim

kevin bacon sat a chair infront of me on the chairlift once/claim

my ski coach has been in level 1 production's movies before/claim
 
i live in the same town as Rik Smits, Ron Artest is my neighbor, and most of his family still lives there /claim
 
I hung out with the guy who writes the 1000 awesome things blog/the book of awesome all day today, and he said I'm the most curious and intelligent person he had ever met /claim
 
Mitch Albom (the author) lives down the street from me

Hugh Jackman also lives down the street from me

I've had dinner with Chris Osgood, and met the rest of the Red Wings...in 1999

I landed my first heelside 540 on a wakeboard this week

I've landed a triple flip in Skate 3

I have a 1969 Mustang Mach 1

I've ridden my bicycle at 50mph

I'm running out of solid claims

aaannndddd....1000th post!

/CLAIM
 
my dad owned president nixon's personal stroppe bronco (if anyone knows what that is)/claim

my cousin was in a show on usa (either white collar or blue collar i forget)/claim
 
was once homies with chiddy bang

talked to tom wallisch twice

could do big flips once upon a time

live in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere vermont

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i met arnold schwarzenegger in sun valley and he was a dick.

i go to school with all of howie long(the ex football player and now commentator)'s kids and have met him many times.
 
Ive exposed my self to multiple under age girls /claimAaron carter has ruffled my hair/claimIve been in the bitch who plays MJ in spidermans house/claimIm sure ill be back with more
 
Oh MY GOD! YOU are soooo LuckY!! I love the dunkin dutchman more than words can describe! if you ever like meet him, get an autograph, ect, I would pay BIG MONEY to get that shit! he is basically my hero. tell him to make it out to Tom.
 
my macs' battery has 2 minutes left. /claim.
ive chilled with snowboarding up-and-comer kyle mack before...whos sponsored my burton. /claim.
ive seen barack obama is person. /claim.
i passed a lime green LAMBO in my stock car, while recording it all on my cell phone. /claim.
met michigan state universities' basketball coach Tom Izzo many many times. /claim.
 
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