" /Claim " Thread

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/claim
 
this Kid me and my cousin used to play COD WAW with was ranked 5 in the world for sabotage. /claimish?
 
-lived with 3 ns'ers and had over 30 pairs of skis in the house

- went to the same college seth morrison went to and one of my teachers was his roommate freshman year

- skied over 500 days in the last 4 years

/claims
 
I might be on track to set the record for most unanswered job applications /claim

I don't remember the last time I got a hair cut /claim

could those two be correleated? hmmrmmm

My cat is cooler than yours /claim

My car is a pile of shit but I still love it more than you love your girlfriend /claim

I can call geese with my voice /claim

I can juggle stuff *and not fucking ribbons like a 2nd grader* /claim

I can fly small planes and helicopters to most commercial standards /claim

I have an innate ability to shotgun beverages /claim

I can make better homemade mac 'n' cheese than you /claim

I can (and have) watched Point Break on mute and said all the lines myself /claim

I can consistently get 300+ on the multitask game /claim

I have too much free time... )= lol

 
I have an Avalance jersey signed by the whole 2001 avs, the year they won the stanley cup

i won a 5a state championship

i can do a backflip off flat ground

ive been to south park

i hacked an old microsoft contest and got 6 free zunes

i painted a 10ftx30ft mural in my old high school's weight room

/claim?
 
I'm friends with Mike Richards

I partied with Jonathan Toews, Darren Helm, Frazer McLaren

Held a Canadian Gold Medal and the Stanley Cup in one night

I hung out with out with Alexisonfire, Wintersleep, and Attack in Black

La Dispute crashed at my place for the night after their show

Friends with someone that won a 50mil lottery

Spent a week staying at a friends place and skiing at the Yellowstone Club

All I can think of

/claim

 
Sprayed Tim Durtschi in the face

went 18-0 in S&D on Black ops

Knew KId Ranqe when he plays RS (played with him alot)

I can cross my skis then uncross my skis then, WHAM! heavy head that shit!

My brother went to high school with the people who played thing 1 and thing 2, he also got head from Stevie Wonder's daughter

Use to live next to Sean Astin (was in lord of the rings)

Dislocated my shoulder 11 times (4 this ski season alone) Yet to tear a ligiment

skied 72 days this year.

was ranked 14 for most days at my mountain.

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Michael Vick lives 5 minutes away from me

I go to the beach with Pat Croce (Owner of the sixers and Skinny water) on a regular basis.

Part of the Shining was shot right around the corner from my house.

One of my neighbors went to the olympics for field hockey.

My brother has texted (and been responded to) by Kim from Matt & Kim

A classmate of mine's dad invented the ear monitors that singers wear.

My old saxophone teacher was in madonna's tour band at some point

ehh none of those are all that great, whatever.
 
my aunt was the first women to become a (some high ranking level) black belt in kung-fu in canada/claim

people have driven up to 5 hours to get some of my grandpas pizza/claim

ive highfived Rivers Coumo, Chris Cornell and every member of hollerado/claim

and i sprained my ankle building a puzzle when i was 3/claim
 
i once rode a 400,000 megaton bomb that was on the way fucking a terrorist camp. I strutted out of the explosion dust cloud with my hair blowing in the wind, and there was this terrorist who was diggin himself out of rubble, i stopped, looked him straight in the eye, grabed my package and afterbung./claim
 
I don't know about that, I make some pretty clutch mac. I'm the best mac n cheese maker in home ec. pretty big deal.
 
THE INSPIRED T SHIRTS ARE BEING MADE IN MY HOMETOWN. no troll, look up front line designs on fb. Bozeman, MT
 
This is one of the few claims in this thread that i am truley jellly of. Also my friend is in the new batman movie as more than an extra and possibly will have a line /claim
 
I kinda seshed with andy macdonald. (he was a dick though).

I one national #1 for my age and class in bmx racing once.

/claim
 
I ended up watching his MTV 16th Birthday show thing a little while ago and kid is pretty much a huge doucher that gets swag (I hate saying "swag" but theres no other way to put it) and cash hand fed to him. Yea I'm bitter and jelly.

Ask him if I can have a couple grand. Pretty please?

kthxbai
 
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