" /Claim " Thread

It was quite the surprise to me. I don't ski for them anymore, so I don't have a pass there this year (not living in Golden due to college). Me and my buddy were getting lift tickets and I look over at the trail maps and basically exclaimed "HOLY SHIT! THAT'S ME". Not too loud though. Still got the stares.
 
i saved this japanise kid from fallling off this cliff and dying, his asian parents took him on a doubl black, the kid was like 2 and and the parents didnt know how to ski, the gaper was flying right in the direction of the cliff the parents were screaming so i noticed him and and skied over to him. right before he flew off the cliff to his death i grabed him but his upper body came out of my grip and his face hit the rocks, it was all cut up and bloody. i told the parents we should notify ski patrol, they said no and then yelled something in japenise to the kid and he immediatly stopped crying, that kinda freaked me out. anyway the dad puts the kid over his shoulder and skis down teh rest of the hill like that. later i follow him down and at the bottom of the hill his dad gets out of controll on some moguals, and tosses the petit body into the moguals. i see his body bouce of the mougals and his dad is also being mangled by the mogauls, ski patrol helps them so i ski away
 
just bought 2 super sick and sketchy jackets from thrift store for 6 bucks total!!!!11!!!11
/effffinclaim im so pumped.
 
I just build this board

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40" long, actually has a 29" wheelbase cause that worked better with the cutouts, 1/2" concave, 9" width, 4 plies of 1/8 baltic birch for 1/2" thickness.

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Just needs some grip, a bit of polyurethane and paint.
 
my family was in the holocaust and rebelled killing 25 nazis and then escapeing to later become citizens of USA and come back to fight WWII.CLAIM/

I am a pro dancer. claim/

My dad made the thing that brings you the bowling ball. claim/

Im better than you. claim/
 
My great grandmother was the baby born on the mayflower. My dad recently was recognized as one of new hampshires heros and got some hero award. That's all I got though.
 
i fucked 3 girls in my grade in one night/ claim
i seriously also fucked my friends mom / claim.. its his step mom............ long story
 
My friend is a Malley. you know.. Malley's Chocolates. She has a card where she can go into any store and get whatever she wants.

My best friend is dating her and every valentines day and easter she just gives him a SHIT ton of candy from Malleys. Lucky bastard.

Not much else to claim.. My dads a dentist so I get all the toothbrushes, toothpaste, prescription strength mouthwash and teeth whitening i want? /claim?

OH. My friend is in the Top 5 Irish dancers in America. She's ranked in the world and used to travel around the world competing. Shes good as shit.
 
Just thought of another.

I'm #3 all time on Dave & Busters high scores for the virtual boxing game. I was sweating and had a huge crowd gathered around watching me when I did it.

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My uncle was one of the bank robbers shown in the beginning of The Dark Knight. He go shot with a shotgun by the bank manager. /claim
 
held a cross donated by the one and only Haile Selassie today at the national cathedral. JAH BLESS!!!!!

this one to be exact

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/claim
 
had sex with 3 bestfriends all in one night. they all never knew about me fucking the other two till they all talked in the morning. Shitstorm went my way that morning. /claim
 
got a spot on my school's Varsity tennis team after 3 months of actually playing tennis. won 2 tournaments in singles and doubles. /claim
 
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