[claim] im a fuckin celebrity! [/claim]

tBatt

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Ender just sent this to me, aparently im on the brochure for my home mountain!

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i know someone that was in our home mountain broucher doing a switch cork five sequence. he was wearing jeans because he forgot his snow pants that one day. haha
 
a few years ago i was on the season pass flyer for wilmot mtn in wi. my parents still have it on the fridge. i also felt like a stud when i saw it.
 
[Claim]i was(might still be) in a brochure for a christian youthgroup fall getaway to the okanagan in BC (i dont go to youthgroup, i used to go with them because the place they went had way too much money, and always spent it on a brand new mastercraft wakeboard boat) and i was on it doing a shitty little wake to wake boned out tailgrab. [/Claim]
 
zomgz ted (I know him, can i be cool too?).... thats the coolest fucking thing ive ever heard... please can preform unspeakable acts on you.... sooo homo.....
 
wellllll, if it was an "inverted aerial maneuver" i would get my pass pulled, and theres no way it would be in there

that was a tail 7
 
corks yes, flips no.

everyone does it anyways, but with the mountain picture lady around, its like solid evidence to get your pass pulled.

its pretty shitty but o well

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dude honestly ive always wanted to meet the person doing something in a brochure like just to see if they really exist. up untill this point i thought they were fake people that only showed up when a pic was needed then vanished and nobody knows who they are. its like commercials, if i ever saw the guy who does "Male enhancement' commercials id probably crap my pants because there is no way a real human being would ever talk about how much it helped him and his family in front of millions....
 
well, im real.

actualy last year my friend was on the brochure, but they photoshopped his face out and put in another guys.

 
I'm in a video basically telling all the good reasons to get a pass on my home mountains website doing a crappy off axis(I wouldn't give myself enough credit to call it cork) nose 3 last season it was cool
 
i was on a brochure once for a mtb camp, i was hopping over a log and doing an x-up and they put it on the coveri felt very proud /claim
 
thats so sick. the picture on the trail map for smuggs is some gaper 50/50 the rail and falling off............
 
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