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aight everyone, this is my new thread...post in here for cj thoughts and cj related issues.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
when do you get your new Defy Skeez pro models?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
the mexicans are having some difficlties determining the tip and tail so were set back a few weeks on production time...sry peoples

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Hey CJ, Why do frogs ribbit?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
frogs robbot, 220 cm is ok for BC...205 is all mtn modle, still good for park.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
is that the waist width?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
220 is length, 180 at waist tho

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
I heard that you recently nailed Sarah Burke, can you possibly deny these rumours so that we can start a media frenzy?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
I'd rather hear CJ confirm that rumour.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
my shirt smells like beer...and yes i nailed the olsson twins, Jon and Sarah...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
But if he confirms it, we will not be able to send out a frenzied hoard of Paparazzi to prove it.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
can i touch your breasts?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
not without dinner first

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
i fell so hard the other day on my ass, its brused and swollen...i got jlo booty

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Wait, I think I just read that CJ nailed Jon Olson. Can I have a confirmation on that?

I'll take you out to dinner, but you have to touch MY breast.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
CJ,

how do you get cool? i need to know this so i can get a girl to talk to me. Pleez help.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
how dare someone let another topic get above this.. for even a second!!!

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
cj, can I be on the DEFY SKEEZ and KAW RAW team? I just want To Be KeWl LikE yU guyZ, ya NoE?

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
CJ, you are obviously not minding your thread, this is an outrage, I want my money back.... answer the damn questions already.. they are backing up..

BTW Why are Whistler girls typical pro hoes?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
yeah cj, how do you get cool? i assume it involves video games and collectible card games

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
no, yes, yes, no, YES SUCH HOES!

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
so if they're hoes, it follows that if you pretend to be pro, you'll get laid. And you won't even need to feel bad about pretending to be something you're not, because they're hoes. CJ, is this an acceptable method to get sex from Whistler girls?

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
I would like to know that too? and if so.. what tools do I need to have prepared to fool them into thinking I am a pro... cuz ya know.. it is pretty dry out here..

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
well i ryd for BB - KAW RAW, and DEFY SKEEZ so im pro, i dont hav to lyE, jus make up companeez

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
ingenious

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
I JUST WANNA ROCK OUT!

SCREW U MOM N DAD!

SCHOOL SUX!

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Shit son,, I forgot that I am a Defy Skeez teem ryder..

I guess it is because them mexicans workin in the sweatshop in Bangkok have not delivered me steezy skeez yet.... I just have to shout out props to TMC and Defy? word I am gonna do that.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
When you shout out TMC, make sure to make the distinction between your crew, and the store.

Wait, on second thought, don't make that distinction. Keep'em guessing...

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Hey CJ.. is Kaw RAw an apparal co.. or is it shoes.. or is it a men's fragrance?

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
i want free defy skeez gear

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
How do I become a DEFY skeez team rider? I'm supa steeeeezy, so I think I qualify.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
KAW RAW is my shyt, is jus the BB, som steezy ryders in whis...but weer gonna produce a fragrance...to be on defy skeez, u haf to be ready to sell your soul to skee, lyk be hella set fo it...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
its like boot + ski wax + condom smell...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Well to be reppin Defy you either gotts to throw down shit like no tomorrow.. or talk shit like no tomorrow.. either one works.. as we don't really care.. just stand by the lip of a jump or rail and shit talk about everyone hitting it.. dont' forget to say 'I'd hit this shit, but it is just way to small ,(or :just not gnar enough) for me.. you guys enjoy playing on your weak ass hit'

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
How about TMC allegiance? Does that work in my favour?

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Well we would have to hear some of your shit talk... CJ could make a decision..

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
i pretty much dont ski anymore, i just come online and claim shit...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
^Sick, that's just like me!

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
I dunno Jib.. the only claimin I hear from you.. is that you are claimin to come online claimin.... that aint gonna cut it for Defy Skeez

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
I'm sickest, steeziest, sexiest skier in history. I can cork 2324342624 like no other, and I do it all while smoking 16 inch blunts.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Real men do it while smokin from a bong.. if you aren't smooth enough to not break the bong or spill the holy bong water.. I dunno.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
and keep a fatty cherry goin, WITH WIND RESISTANCE

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
but bongs make shmokin' WAY too smooove and eazay. I do it the hard way, and make it all look steeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.

And bong water? I drink that shit down at the bottom of the hill in my multi million $ condo, before hittin' the goose and redbull.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Oh ya.. and another thing.. Defy Skeez doesn't give a shit if you can drop a cliff... they only want you to be ultra ghetto and have your pants near your knees and hit rails and shit.. no.. not metal rails... little white ones.... from mirrors.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
CJ will have to make a decision if you are dope enough to rep Defy... I think you talk smack enough..

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
Little white rails....ya don't say??? How do you think I finance my whistler estate, biatch.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
um.... Beeyotch.. not Biatch.. like a little biatch.

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TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
shut your hole beeeyoootch, before I shove a broomstick in it.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
i pity the fool who argue about defy skeez

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
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