Church signs

canonrider

canonrider

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You know those signs in front of churches that always have little sayings about jebuss.... post funny ones that you've seen, check this mother fucker out

'God answers Knee-mail'

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahah, whew...

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
whos jebuss

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'The Unusuals' represent east bellevue

Just wait yall be hearin em in a few years.
 
its jesus you stupid cockeating jew

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
 
^amen

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
 
hey how are you?

im good, how are you?

oh ya, you know, i think

oh ya i know

where are you?

im over here?

where?

right here, next to you?

oh i see you, come over here

where?

over here

oh ok

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
'the most powerfull position is on your knees'

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
i saw the best one on the way back from the focused premier.

on the top line it said 'c h _ _ c h'

and underneith it said 'whats missing'

sooo good

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mikee: What is money laundring? Ever since office space ive been deadly curious.

lanemeyer: It is what is says.... basically just washing cash so it's clean and new looking, therefore worth more...

 
aiight i saw another hilarious one today

'So Youve tried everything under the sun?'

'why not try the SON?'

ahahah whew... gold

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
just saw another one

'try jesus, if it doesn't work out, the devil can have you back'

baaaaaaaahhaahhaha holy moses. apparently people aren't getting as big of a kick out of these as i am.... wow

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
I think people arent getting a big of kick as you are because those are lies and you know that. Some of those are actually pretty good. But mostly I agree churches need to lay off on that kind of advertising it just pushes people away doesnt it? am i right?

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
dude^ i swear, every single one iv posted has been the truth, i dont know how i can convay it over the internet, but im serious, every single one is the truth

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
well please this is a freeskiing community leave religion just somewhere else. Freeskiiers meet here not whatever the fuck else you want to add to this blank

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When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
I think that was supportive but I just dont understand what were you just trying to say?

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
i do agree that skiers meet here and that its a ski site but theres no problem with this thread. if you want to see ski threads go to the ski gabber.

 
none of those are funny

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

 
Instead of No parking signs, they put up signs that say like 'Jesus is sad when people park here' And the funny thing is they work

jibba jabba
 
'In kahoots with satan'

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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
There's a laundramat in the next town over where I go to school that is owned by really religious people so they have these signs in the window and sometimes they have biblical excerpts but last srping for a while they had these FUNNY ass things-

'If God had a wallet, your picture would be in it.'

'The Ten Commandments are not multiple Choice.'

'CH_ _ RCH. What's missing? U-R!'

and my personal favorite-

'Be an organ donor... give your heart to Jesus!'

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
jesus was a poser

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
what did he pose about?

think about the shit that comes out of your mouth before you type

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
my high school had the one up about

what's missing? CH_ _CH UR

they had it up like 2 years ago..good old catholic school

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

'You can do 'Matrix' moves on those things!' -my brother's friend after seeing our new Ab-Doer
 
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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
'having trouble sleeping? why not try counting your blessings!'

its a goldmine out there

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
Haha these are ace, but i don't think scratch2fswotever appreciates them. haha keep em coming.

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
i saw a no parking sign that said 'thou shalt not park here'

Nicole

****PULP FICTION****

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
There is a huge sign off of I5 in oregon that says 'jesus is the anti christ'

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
these are hilarious

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
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