Chuck norris !!!!!!

theoz

theoz

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked," you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. ..

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[*]Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[*]Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[*]The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears

and my fav

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

please continue this thread with you best chuck norris jokes, while being extremley stupid they are the funniest shit Ever
 
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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

his penis is so big it has a penis that has a penis that is still bigger than yours
 
go to www.google.com

type:

Find Chuck Norris

and then click 'I'm feeling lucky'..

even they jumped on the bandwagon!

(And no, i wasn't actually hoping to find Chuck Norris)
 
chuck norris eats batteries and shits lightening bolts

when he does a push up he doesnt push himself u he pushes the world down

he wasnt born from his mother coming out of a vagina was to cliche for chuck norris
 
Chuck Norris won the 1986 world Series of Poker while holding a joker, the 6 of diamonds, and a green number 6 uno card
 
i'm liking "chick norris created the giraffe when he decided to uppercut a horse." because i picture him uppercutting a horse..
 
chuck norris doesn't wear condoms there is no sutch thing of protection from chuck norris.

when chuck norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised.
 
This was a mass e-mail from someone at my college: Chuck Norris doesn't study for exams, exams study for Chuck Norris. You are not Chuck Norris, so STUDY.
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris

allows to live.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that

this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in

fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris

and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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chuck norris can make a woman orgasm by simply pointing at her and saying "booyah"

I found that one funny the first time i heard it, but i kind of regret typing it now
 
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