Chuck Norris?? WTF mate

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ok, i know its funny, but where did all of this chuck norris worshipping come from? if i remember right, his show sucks so much ass that it makes me poop when i watch it. anyone care to defend themselves on this?
 
its just one of those things where people attach themselves to complete loosers.

Chuck Norris show is so bad and his acting sucks people think its cool

Just for the record, Chuck Norris was world champ back in the day
 
well, people call me Chuck Norris, cause i'm just that badass. they've been calling me that for a while now, I'm not sure why people have been obsessing about it as of late.
 
he's kinda like napleon dynamite, except if you back talk him or rhyme to him he'll round-house kick you to the face
 
i think it started from the movie dodgeball. the almighty gave his thumbs up for the deciding vote to let avg. joes play in the championship.
 
I watched Walker religiously every Saturday night at 10 PM after a long day of skiing. it was the only channel we got.

I loved the Walker Texas Ranger Lever on Conan, my personal faviorate was the clip of everyone standing around laughing, then close up of the kid's face saying "I have aids"
 
he is so uncool that he is cool. everyone knows people like that. people that are so uncool people just like them.
 
Chuck Norris does not go hunting. The word hunting hints at failure, Chuck Norris does not fail. Chuck Norris goes killing.
 
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