Chuck norris refences

DANETRON

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i dont know who the fuck this chuck is and im fucking sick of hearing about him. it was funny like once but now every silly 12year old is fucking saying this shit. i cant fucking stand it
 
ok he was in enter the dragon, or return cuz i dont remeber. he has a fuckin hairy chest and when him and bruce lee were fight bruce ripped out a handful of his chest hair and blew it in his face, it was so gross
 
how could you not know him, hes the guy that sleeps with a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
 
Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris FACTS are not played. They are the new Brasky...

Anyways, it started when Conan started airing ridiclous clips from Walker Texas Ranger...from there he and other people just started making up the jokes.
 
my friend thinks its hilarious to tell me the same chuck norris "facts" over and over. i want to roundhouse him to the face sometimes too. they are silly though
 
Chuck Norris Was the One who allowed the Average Joes Back it the ADAA Dodgeball Championships and then they beat the hell out Globogym Purple Corbas. Chuck Norris is my hero and becasue of that move the world will never be the same.

If I pee on it, Its Mine
 
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