Chuck Norris on the radio tomorrow

[BChronic]

For minnesotans check out KQRS at 7:00am. bomb shit

 

[John.]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[therealshiznaz]

Count to 10, thats the amount of time it takes for Chuck Norris to kill you....47 Times

 

[cobra_commander]

After Lance Amrstrong won the tour de france, Chuck Norris challenged lance to a bike race on the actual course in france. As soon as the race begain Chuck Noris round house kicked his bike to the finish line and beat lance by about 5 days. lance thought this was un fair and that the race did not count. Chuck noris then round house kicked lance to spain and clamed victory.

 

[$tezzyStu]

chuck norris can ejackulate through solid steel

 

[Elijah.]

dinosaurs once looked at chuck norris wrong

 

[--Binger--]

chuck norris hahaha

 

[skiman523]

i herd that chuck norris's tears cure cancer..... to bad he never crys

 

[soulskier]

in walker texas ranger, cuck sings his own theme song

 

[tBenz]

wow. i wish i lived in minn so i could hear this

 

[bass4me23]

Me 2

 

[slucky44]

chuck norris can make a woman have multiple orgasms just by looking at her with one eye

 

[Public_Maverick]

Chuck Norris doesn't get an upset stomach, he gets upset at his stomach.

Whenever you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills a kitten, but not really because you masturbated..just for the hell of it.

and i didn't see this thread when i mad a new one "the official chuck Norris thread"

 

[GANDALF]

chuck norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. there were no survivors.

 

[MarkusH]

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot

 

[evaroni]

chuck norris vs. scott hibbert.

no one would win because chuck norris would roundhouse kick hibbert and it would only result in hibbert doing it again untill they both got tired of it

 

[John.]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

 

[1-pippin]

chuck norris knits sweaters, and by knits i mean kicks, and by sweaters i mean babies.

 

[mnjib]

damn it i missed it.

 

[aprailey]

chuck noris wears ribbed condoms inside out so HE gets the pleasure

 

[jack_weisman]

jea

 

[treesmann]

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[Edward.]

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

 

[campbell12]

Chuck Norris' sperm are so persuasive that he's impregnated men.

 

[Eazy_Eags]

hahahahaha