CHUCK NORRIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!

[MHW]

'dirty' was telling me about it tonight, apparently last night, he went down in a helicopter crash, just message 'dirty' and ask him about it. his partner in the 'texas ranger' is ok though, he was also in the chopper.

'smoke em if you've got em!'

 

[Diabhal]

And it seems as if no one cares......

I don’t care what any fire victim says. where the hell would we be without fire? we'd be worse off than Mormons!!! - my friend dominique while bored in class.

 

[Diabhal]

not that it isn't shitty... ya i'll shut up now

I don’t care what any fire victim says. where the hell would we be without fire? we'd be worse off than Mormons!!! - my friend dominique while bored in class.

 

[freestylin820]

the original cuck norris thread

 

[scarroll]

IF that true that is messed up, is he ok?

 

[tBatt]

^well its obvious itsnot true, chuck norris cant get hurt

 

[freestylin820]

i dont even know how this thread is still alive, it was created 4 years ago

 

[pwallstreet]

dude chuck cant get hurt, he probly left a huge ass hole in the ground the size of a small lake

 

[edmonton_skier]

Chuck Norris WAS the helicopter

 

[bangarangmules]

yea i just noticed that too. hes obviously fine then. Unless he was replaced by an imposter. And the imposter has been around for 4 years now without anyone noticing but us.

 

[wdbo.]

not possible

 

[Elife]

holy shit...the norris revolution started like 4 yrs ago

 

[JockinJLoads]

norris is a gaper

 

[*Fujative*]

hahaha

 

[.John.]

Chuck probably got bored, so he made the helicopter crash

 

[twintipteles]

my mom told me that chuck norris died today, but I don't believe her.

 

[ski-or-die]

i like your thinking

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

NO FUCKIN WAY......SWEET MOTHER OF GOD