Chuck Norris facts

[marley900]

Chuck Norris facts? If you have them post them here.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

 

[^NewYork]

fucking old and not funny

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!!

 

[Pklink04]

Chuck Norris uses the search bar, maybe you should too, bitch

 

[marley900]

Right. I guess for you tools who stay on newschoolers all day nothing is new.

 

[^NewYork]

go get aids and die you fucking bitch

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

thats a bit harsh.. just get aids and live a long and painful life

 

[^NewYork]

yes, thats better

 

[President]

yeah you should post it

 

[Roy]

found that sooo funny

 

[.John.]

NOOB

 

[couchskier]

I kinda think his jaw bone/facial structures resemble the missing "link"

 

[.John.]

Chuck Norris Disliikes Noobs. He roundhouse kick any that cross his path

 

[andrewg]

Chuck Norris is a gangsta. He likes to spit fire and throw down phat beats.

 

[3ski6guy0]

chuck norris is mattwalker on NS. no joke

 

[jsg]

chuck norris is cooler then u...NOOB

 

[President]

dude...that was terrible