Chuck Norris, Dead, R.I.P

[Shadows]

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

i almost fell for it.

 

[ICompton]

is he dead!??

 

[reggyboy]

thats bullshit chuck cant die

 

[mad_540_trix]

"the autopsy shows that chuck norris did not have a heart, nor was he human" haha

 

[iridefattwins]

RIP my good sir

 

[reggyboy]

is this a joke

 

[alpinecowboy84]

"working out on his total gym" hilarious

 

[HandiBoard]

Theres some big red box, im sure you won't miss it.

 

[CooksCorner]

FUCKIN ASSHOLE. i was crushed

 

[tBatt]

"chuck norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. he was working out on his total gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas and playing with his kids when suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. the autopsy showed that chuck norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human"

 

[J.Bass]

RIP

 

[bp.lando]

haha theres a big red box that says ps chuck norris is not dead

 

[bueyan]

some of the people are so dumb... along with the post

 

[M+M]

did anyone actually read wat the thing says, its halarious

 

[010]

all of you that believed the title of this post are retarded. there is a shiny red box that says chuck norris isnt actually dead. hard to miss.

 

[sconniestyle]

hahaha no one can kill chuck norris. he and burt reynolds are immortal gods walking the earth to brighten the lives of us mere humans.

 

[dez22]

Haha, it's under Law.

 

[hucker22]

hahahahahahaha funny shit

 

[parkerhouse]

wow, that was pretty damn funny

 

[hartig]

haha i so thought that was real until i actually read it. i was gonna say "nooooo chuck norris CANT die"

 

[skiierman]

Haha that's some funny shit.

 

[Leckett]

chuck norris doesnt die. death gets chuck norris'ed

 

[Forum*]

haha, and I can't believe some of you didn't get it. Don't you know he can't die?

 

[nickmcnutt]

thats actually pretty funny.

 

[DYFI]

chuck norris has already died 30 times, but they keep cloning him.

 

[Snubluck]

Haha...holy shit.

Chuck Norris is 65? Weird.

 

[SeanB]

it's just weird cause his appearance hasn't changed in like 30 years, nor I suspect will it ever

 

[drewishish]

chuck is outa mmy life. he sucks....... big penis.

 

[Ski-hobo]

Damn, he is, born in 1940.

He looks good for his age, must be all that working out he does.