CHRISTMAS

[Tall_Paul]

So I'm at college and I get a text from my mom asking "send me your christmas list soon" and I literally have no idea what I would want as it appears that I am content with and grateful for everything I have. I was wondering if you guys had any ideas on what Santa can bring me this year

 

[whoa-dere]

channing tatum

 

[Aidan-G]

Some Vietnamese back alley hooker AIDS

 

[coling]

Gopro

 

[alex=]

Oh hey you copied my thread... since you did,

DILDOS

 

[Aidan-G]

GET EM

even though this type of thread is pretty much public domain at this point

 

[El_Barto.]

Your thread was bad and you should feel bad

 

[Bart.Man]

If you really don't want anything, say that. Be happy with what you have like you said you are and just enjoy the time with your family. Or ask for books for next semester.

 

[987321654hgfd]

Legit lamest answer for any question I have ever seen posted in NSG.

 

[El_Barto.]

Bart.Man oozing reason and logic

 

[Tall_Paul]

not a bad idea at all, might just have to do that if I cant get enough with the books ill be selling from this semester

 

[louie.mirags]

Ski the east hoodie

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Tell your mom to shove her presents up her ass because you're your own man now.

 

[Aidan-G]

I'll put something up her ass

Compliments. I hear she's a lovely lady

 

[WPoch]

She works two jobs. Times are rough, but she makes it through just fine.

 

[Aidan-G]

She's not perfect, but who is?

 

[WPoch]

every time I see her she has a smile on her face. She makes the best of what shes got.

 

[Aidan-G]

She's not wealthy but she has her family and really that's all you need in life

 

[WPoch]

An inspiration to moms everywhere.

 

[Aidan-G]

Amen

 

[theabortionator]

You're in college. Ain't nobody got time for christmas lists.

 

[last_tango]

You know as a kid you would be kinda bummed on socks? Well now I have never been so stoked to get smart wool socks as an adult.

 

[henry_the_eighth]

dildos because youre such a huge fucking faggot

 

[Aidan-G]

Banhammer? Maybe? I don't know the fucking rules around here anymore. I'm an outcast, a relic from a different time

 

[henry_the_eighth]

oh shit that is against the rules isnt it

if i get banned again itll be my fourth ban

jesus i always forget you guys are ok with condescending cunty banter but the minute i use a vaguely homophobic word im getting assrammed by some liberal shitcunt admin

just install a word filter, i cant break this cursing habit

 

[Aidan-G]

It ain't my rules but to call it "vaguely homophobic" is a bit of an understatement don't you think?

 

[henry_the_eighth]

yes and banning for cursing and not having a wordfilter or a delete or edit post button is equally annoying

 

[Aidan-G]

not disagreeing here but having an edit button would ruin the essence of NS by stopping our ability to dismiss a well thought out argument because someone used the wrong "your"

 

[henry_the_eighth]

well there ya go

 

[El_Barto.]

shitcunt....nice