Christmas Tree

my brother is a freshman in college, and he really likes decorating the christmas treezy and doing all these traditional things we do before christmas in our house, so we are not allowed to get a tree or decorate until he gets home on the 17th. we usually never get one before then anyway.
 
i like christmas trees. i also like it when your done wrapping presents and you've used the whole role of wrapping paper and then you put the cardboard on your arm and pretend your a robot or have cardboard arm fights with the family. bomb.
 
we just got ours and once again, my stupid ass mom INSISTS on a certain tree, and it is always like 2ft too tall for the house. Then i have to fucking trim it and try to re-shape it and make it look more natural. I've had christmas in a different house for the last 5 years, and every year i think she thinks the ceilings get higher and higher
 
our apartement is tree-less. I tried to convince my buddy to help me steal one of the mini ones from the five star hotel on our corner but no dice.
 
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