Crystal-needs-a-park
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw him pimp every girl in Whistler, he is my idol. Oh he's also a decent amateur doctor... he prodded the gash i put in my head, very skilled.
Chris Turpin is a mad pimp
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switchskier88
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neato
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
aclsarescary
Active member
cool!
*Neil
Active member
chriton did sum girl in the ass prom night.. his pimp
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Rossiscratch
Member
OMG!!! thats totally wacko
It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
switchskier88
Active member
i wish i did some girl in the ass prom night... oh wel ltheres always next year
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
Crystal-needs-a-park
Active member
yeah, i guess you just cant be a pro unless you can mac it like a pro.
switchskier88
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im sure being a pro helps your mackin it ability
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720
Pat
Cannon Mafia Productions
aclsarescary
Active member
how do you know that about Crighton?
*Neil
Active member
He goes to school with my friends, and the girl he did is there friend too.. ill get a name
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
*Neil
Active member
oh it was ina bathroom
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
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THE POWER IS YOURS
Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Ds91260
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doctor turpin does seem to know his shit when it comes to broken collar bones, although ive broken mine 4 or 5 times he was really gentle and caring, like a mother to its infant child
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, doctor mike atkinson said he didn't know shit though... and as he said it, dan kaminsky or however you spell it slammed into a window while carrying a plate of food, hilarious.
The_Professor
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speechless
when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?
SFHNC 500/2000
when an officer pulls you over: gee son your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
respond: gee officer your eyss look glazed have you been eating doughnuts?
SFHNC 500/2000
Geekypunkboy
Member
His pimpin compared to my pimpin don't amount to shit!!
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up in the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me “Brody, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up in the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me “Brody, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
miss_hevern87
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justin introduced me to chris and i had no clue it was THAT chris...haha, i figured thta out later.
BoardomGuitar:
We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.
Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
Phrosty:
I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
BoardomGuitar:
We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.
Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
Phrosty:
I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
ductapeboy
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turpin is the greatest shit ever since beer...
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
aclsarescary
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cool!
aclsarescary
Active member
You know, if they are that dumb you could probably get those girls anyways!