chris turpin: best skier ever

Anthony Boronowski does switch unnatty rodeo 5s though

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
yeah, turpin may not be THE BEST, but he is definitely under-rated. Watch his segment in Stereotype, he only had 2 years of skiing under his belt at that time. maybe it's 3, i dunno. But still, full pipe runs, all switch, natty and unnaty, that's some sick shit!

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
no you're wrong, jsut because he is cool to the 13 year olds doesn't make him the best, sorry...

[Atmosphere - 1597]

Hence forth, step within my psychoanalysis

callouses upon my mind make me strain for my lines

out I ripped it, squeeeeezed the brain: it made some liquid

drained it in a cup and then I sipped it

Atmosphere! The mic let me clutch it

thoughts take flight so fit the Slug in your pipe and take a

puff kid

f**k it! I heat it like a tea pot - steam hot

upon the roof: shoot a marble with the verbal slingshot

take aim, here I came, I'm the same

Back in '86, I'da tag my name upon your window pane

stained the mind: a deep shade of residue

voices within the head make choices multiple

multiply Spawn, Slug a little buzz

and Atmosphere the scuds, cuz here come the judge

blasted; so past the kid a mic so we can paint this

image of the gifted-anxious, to flip the language

it's the noun meltdown from the outer-shell

now smell the burning flesh fresh from the hell-bound

and come on down here, this mind path, I'm half-

mathematic Atmospheric staff with the rhyme craft

comin to capture, your after-laughter

while I'm hangin from this rafter, I have to rip this rapture

cuz the cramps in my stomach, dismantle

when I tamper wit your amplify, you damn-you die...
 
what separates turpin from tanner and pep and those guys is that he throws down on a regular basis. and HN the other caches would be working on like smaller tricks nd like adding style. turpin like randomly does a kang flip to a switch handplant what other pro will do that in a regular lap run. Also you forgot JP in my opinion JP slays everything style bigness, and just skiing. if you think he ashed up you obiously havnt seen him ski.
 
hes sick though and he has fun with it so ihe even more sick. and he does dope lazyboy takeoffs and onto rails worrdddd
 
turpin is jsut a cool guy tho. I had him as a coach at High North and he is super cool and a way underrated skier..
 
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