chris turpin: best skier ever

hahaha... 'you know... keep it extreme'

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'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
lets put it this way...

t-hall vs turpin. turpin wins.

cusson vs turpin, turpin wins.

pep vs turpin, turpin wins.

 
pep would own turpin... and tanner would just get him too high to walk... so i think he would only beat cusson cause anyone can beat a french canadian with a mullet. but he IS the best announcer ever... and a good hihg north coach.

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yeah, turpin is pretty sweet.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
Hey, he is also a COC coach e'ry now and then.

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ooo shit no he didnt do that massive sw 270 disaster!!! oo shit. what was taht eek-a-mouse song?

Windells Session 4
 
i think pep and turpin make a great team on K2

for some reason i can see how their style relates

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summer countdown= 5 dayz
 
dude turpin is mos def not better than Tanner JF and Pep. maybe better than JF in progression, but JF is pioneer and will always be among the sickest

SMITHOBERMEYERFIJI

Poppin' them thangs!
 
turpin is a very good skier but i def agree with these others kid with them saying there is no chance that hes better than tanner and pep...jf he might be better but thats the only one

 
JF Cusson is the best of the best, after mastering almost every trick, he learns it unnatural. He is a pimp and can never be beat. Tanner is a pot head and I respect that, his crosses are sick. Pep's style is not my favourite but he throws down. Turpin is a sick skier, and he has been doing it for such a short time, but in my books he can never beat JF.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
i think jonny mosely is the best skier ever ever ever

'Ski Patrol has no problem with us being here, as long as they dont know about it!'- Chris Colins
 
yeah my vote is for turpin cause hes the man, hes a mad funny guy and he hooked me up at high north last year

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JF is soooooo sick. That unaturel cork 5 in 1242. WOW. Turpin is sick. Pep is sick. Tanner is sick.

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turpin is the shit

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
turpin has been skiing way longer then 2 weeks

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
once again mommy's sarcasm/exageration is misunderstood, he obviously knows turpin has been skiing longer than two weeks!

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
skaski, i think he was making reference to how short of a period of time he has been skiing compared to every other pro. turpin has been riding for about 3 years i think maybe 4 now

'Ski Patrol has no problem with us being here, as long as they dont know about it!'- Chris Colins
 
yeah I forgot to mention that, Turpin is sweet and also a really chilling dude but jf is the man! Oh and the name of that eek-a-mouse song is 'Assassinator'

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
anytime yo

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
JF as said b4 will always be way up there cause of him pioneering the sport. if it wasnt for those guys (the new canadian airforce...haha) we would all probably be snowboarding.

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he deserves way more credit for switch hits in the pipe though, thats probably one of the most tech pipe tricks out there, and he is the only one doin em clean, or doin em at all for the most part

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he is definitly the most Xtreme Krispy Kreeme Eater out there.

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Lets say you have 10 000 people, about the number of drunken rowdy males at a Flames playoff game. Armed with nothing more than semi-auto 22\'s and flaming Alberta whiskey, this rag-tag group could fight a successful guerilla campaign against 150 000 US troops plus tens of thousands of coalition troops, costing $5 bil a MONTH and lasting at least 2 years. Pretty pathetic considering the US spends more on its military per year than every other country COMBINED.

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everybody and ther grandma started newschool skiing.. pollard and griff at hood....... new candadain air force. jason and the line gange on the east cost. it was a combined effort guys like capitan planet.

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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
he is definitly the most Xtreme Krispy Kreeme Eater out there.

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Lets say you have 10 000 people, about the number of drunken rowdy males at a Flames playoff game. Armed with nothing more than semi-auto 22\'s and flaming Alberta whiskey, this rag-tag group could fight a successful guerilla campaign against 150 000 US troops plus tens of thousands of coalition troops, costing $5 bil a MONTH and lasting at least 2 years. Pretty pathetic considering the US spends more on its military per year than every other country COMBINED.

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he is very good

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
for as long as he's been skiing he's sick. He's like that girl on made who threw a backflip in bmx when she had only been doing it like a month.

Strode420 - 'The devil created science...'
 
^yeah that was crazy man, plus it made me angry because I've been riding bmx for a while and I can't do a backflip!

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
earth, wind, water, fire, HEART. captain planet hes our hero, hes going to take polution down to zero

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
Turpin sucks! daffy twister spread! daffy twister spread.

switch in the pipe is gay. if skiing vbackwards was cool ski companies would make twin tip skis. the phils invented the twintip biaches!

 
dude turpin has been skiing for 2 days

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
how could you say hes the best when thall and pep are killing it. although turpin is the man in the pipe

sms sess 4
 
I was on the glacier with Chris a couple of days ago. His knee is healing well and he'll be in good shape for High North. He's not catching much air yet as he's rebuilding his leg strength but we can expect another progressive year from him in 2005.

 
i was lying. jf is obviously the best. no joke. unnaty with more style than most peoples natty.

 
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