Chrichtonology: 101

Durtschi

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I have come to a conclusion as I step near to the end of this season. I have embarked on a rigorous campaign at Mt. Bachelor, in accordance to Oregon university, it is a class called crichtonology 101, and it is a step forward in pipe riding evolution that will make everyperson a worthy pipe superstar. Chrichton is proud to display the condoned 'perfect Run' in the pipe, my goal in the fufillment of this course is to attain a personal level of a perfect run, whether it be on the same olevel as chrichton including cork 1080s to switch 7s i do not conclude but a passage of this course will at least aid me in a perfect run that i will be able to throw down and display as a token of my accomplishment as a pipe skiier. I will attend this class every day for the rest of the season rain or shine, cut or uncut, without regard to my current class schedule at summit high school if i get out of school at 245 i will still drive to the mountain becasue my passion for pipe skiing dwells in its firey casm of which the walls of the pipe hold the energy for me to realease my carcase into the air as much as 22 feet if i were to learn the transistions as young wise dumizzle has portrayed this season. If you are interested in signing up for this class just find a pipe and seshion the hell out of it, hike it, throw your meat out of it, and just go for the perfect run. thats all it takes to become a master of crichtonology 101, just a little passion for the sport, perservearance, and the final goal of a perfect run that will make you the happiest skiier ever.

Alaska pride
 
that is the most beutifal transaction of words i have ever displyed on this site thank you for your time

Alaska pride
 
right now my class at western called Pepical Education 231 is taking up most of my time.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
just ski the pipe with pride and you will understand the fufillment of crichtonology 101, it isnt a registered course, it is a phyisical on snow experience that will educate you on a level that no 4 year, post 10 year medical college education could ever duplicate

Alaska pride
 
well put tim, well put. bravo bravo. right now i'm in 'Pipe for Parapalegics' but i should be moving onto 'Hooked on Pipe-ics' pretty soon here.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
I wrote it for the love of pipe, and whaterver courses your currently enrolled in, just set your goals high, and someday youll be eligable for crichtonology 101

Alaska pride
 
Well tim i have signed up with Bacon master we are just riding every run and hiking a bit of are pipe and even as I type i am riding the stunt ditch with my mind!

IM STONED FUCKERS!
 
This was my first assigned assesment for my course, it went well and i think i got a B+, my proffesor said I need to go 15 feet out for a A+

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Alaska pride
 
no he never does, emily isnt a slut thats in your hotel and presumes to act like a sanchez while your ballin it wit yo boys up in portland during a gymnastics meet

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