Chirps

when lining up for a face off against the opposition if they say anything to you, simply reply, "_______ does your coach know you're out here?"

...works every time
 
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"hey buddy u get scratched more then a mosquito bite"

"hey buddy my right nut dangles better then u"

"hey goalie u should switch to geico so u can save more"

"your like the titanic, good till u hit the ice"

Used towards the duster that has no hands. "it must be hard to eat with no hands"

I've seen better hands on a digital clock

If a player has a full visor on his helmet "buddy roll down your window I can't hear what your saying"

I've seen more ice in my drink then you have all year

hey buddy, you play like a tampon.. once a period

buddy get out of here i am allergic to dust
 
I'm starting to feel bad for him, despite him getting his 7 million dollar paycheck. If he doesn't score today, he's going to be humiliated by his own fans tomorrow as the game will mark his 1 year scoring drought.

Either way, he will always be my favourite Mexican from Alaska..
 
maybe I'll just sit on my computer all day and post almost 1000 times on a skiing website so I can get your approval !!!! thanks man!!
 
simply look at the roster and pick a kid to pick on the whole game. god i miss highschool hockey

 
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