Chinese food is so good. so are fortune cookies

[illwillcox]

I just had the best meal of chinese food. shrimp lomaine ( i ordered chicken bu they gave me shrimp, and it was good.) vegetable fried rice. general tsos chicken, egg foo young, some white rice, pepper steak, and some fortune cookies.

i think i forgot some, but it was delicious.

my fortune cookie was "may you have a good apetite"

what was your best fortuen cookie

 

[Ruski]

i used to like chinese until my friend made a comment that alot of the food resembles cooked fetus...it was a joke but i havent eaten chinese since

 

[seemeski]

Chinese food is my favorite, but you can't over due it or it will loose its yumminess.

 

[illwillcox]

i agree. its good in moderation

 

[Peetri]

hahahahhaha....... i could just see you licking your chops as you were writng this. I had Sushsi for lunch bro. Japanese is way better. but none the less, chinese is good also.

 

[drewishish]

with the fortune cookies always add in bed at the end of em. its a classic

 

[sneather]

chinese food is the best. i just had some for diner

 

[trueto2]

chinese food is kinda sketchy sometimes. this chinese place in our town got sued for serving cats

 

[Deafboy]

man, i always find the wieeeeeeerdest shit in my chink food orders.

hair, staples, veins, a marble, a peice of paper with a phone number on it (instead of the receipt, in the bag), a chewed up finger nail, a pen, i dunno its fuckign skeeeeetchhhh.

 

[sneather]

maybe its just where u order your chinese food from

 

[Deafboy]

yeah, it deffinatly is.

 

[Deafboy]

but im scarred for life anyways, no bringing me back with that food.

 

[sneather]

ya its pretty good where i get it from... i havn't found any wierd shit in it yet

 

[burritos]

the best one i ever got was "please try again"

 

[SNOWMAN17]

fortune cookies were invented by an american....shits played

 

[Desjardins]

oriental cuisine is real good

 

[scratchman]

thats true, the shits much better once youve had it in china

 

[Elife]

i once got a fortune that said "You will have a meanigful overnight relationship" its taped inside my wallet

 

[Timmy_G]

My BEST FORTUNE COOKIE

IT READ:

"Your love of Gardening will bring new meaning to your life"

What do I garden? You know it.

Whoa... I had a dream last nite about some weed plants... thats freaky

 

[almostaskier]

sweet and sour fried pork, or spicy chicken with chop suey and goey rice... hot dang.

 

[Leckett]

i love chong food. and fortune cookies are dope.

 

[WONTON]

im sick of it...cheese pizza is where its at or japanese. When u eat it everyday it gets a little eh...

 

[illwillcox]

haha, i have some under glass on my computer table, and i was just looking at them. thats hillarious

"you are on the verge of something big... in bed"

i could go for hours on the delicousness of pizza. i love the stuff

 

[Whitehead]

This is soo true with chinese food its all about like once a month. Its also really expensive so that helps keep me from eating it often

 

[Localboyz]

I only use the best fortunes (most inspirational, funny, worth of advice)

 

[spen-cer]

mandarin all u can eat chinses buffet

AHAHAHAHA sooo good

 

[Mogsbury]

i love chinese food, it gives me the shits tho

 

[campbell90]

mmm i love sushi ... i like Thai food more than chinese though

 

[EC-Tom]

I used to love fortune cookies, until I opened one that said "you will aquire some new clothes" and realized that they have become so commercialized, what happened to the inspirational slogans? Haha general gau chicken is mad good

 

[logange]

i luv chinese food, its just that my fortune cookies always taste like crap =(

 

[tBatt]

general tso's chicken is the shit!!

 

[cdnskigirl89]

mm sunwin chinese food and this resturant in china town, omg best food ever!!!

 

[bp.lando]

Best Chineese food is in boston.

Lotous Blossom in Sudbury or Framingham or Cambridge all so good

 

[reggyboy]

thai food is way better most chinese is too greezy gotta love them fortune cookies though

 

[illwillcox]

best chinese food = Wo Hop in china town.

the best, no question

 

[Lefroy]

chinese is good. but only real chinese resuarants.. no mandarin.

my friend lily family has a resaurant.. so yummy.

but i'm more of a thai girl... i LOVE pad thai and mousho (i have no idea how to speel that) and cashew chicken

but you have to eat it with chop sticks or its not as fun

 

[Skipig25]

general tso's kills everything else. I'm not a big fan of forture cookies tho

 

[OAK_TREE]

i had chinese a few weeks back and my fortune said: You have many talents.

And you know how a lot of people say to put the words IN BED after the fortune...yeah the girls like that.

 

[Treestman]

chinese food is yum

 

[Dan.]

you either arent american, or have never ate actual chinese food. because i know absolutely 0 americans who would come near real chinese food

 

[DYFI]

nese is dece.

 

[xoxSkierGurlxox]

Hey guys! What's up? I wonder if fortune cookies tell the truth! I've always had fantasies about magic! Maybe a fortune cookie will say that i will fly away, and I will fly away, where there are lots of snowflakes and where i can look cute and snowboard!