Chinese Downhill

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Anyone every play chinese downhill? I used to play it back in the day when I was in High School Ski Club. On the way up the lift someone gets designated the 'chink' and then it's basicly smear the queer on skis from there on out. It's a good way to work on ballance and stability and stuff. Ever try to stomp on someones binding release while they are trying to hit you with their poles while moveing on snow? Good times...

Don't piss me off. I will rip your ticket and kick you bitch ass off my hill.
 
yes, and its even more fun when you do it in crowded, patroled areas.

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Whistler speed patrol LOVES IT when you throw down an impromptu chinese downhill on the bottom half of the mountain.

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i would never play that game simply because of the name i do not like chinese things or people or games named after them

 
the way we play chinese downhill is without a designated chinese person but its more like first one to the bottom with no rules..

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actually its not called skiercross, its a different thing. skiercross has a designated course, with gates and jumps. chinese downhill is jsut down a run, doesnt have to have jumps or anything. jsut no rules, first one to the bottom, anything goes kinda racing

He who dares wins
 
yeah thats the way we used to play, i'll have to bring that back this year, havent done one in awhile

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if my hill didnt take less than 15 seconds to get down i'd say thats a fun idea.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
(Using best chinese accent)

Ahhh whata da fuck is a chinese downhill?

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It would not work with snowboarders would it. Well, i want to platy that game without Snowlerblades anyway. then it would be really Chinese.

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just like they do at the pain mcschlonkey open or whatever its called

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I did the world heli challenge 2 years ago and they have the craziest chinese down hill in the world it was so fukin scary on the start line with big pros like py and phil meier ect. fucking fun shit though u get the best adrenilen rush straight lining with 35 other people around u it was the worst carnige eva lol anyways I'm looking forward to doing the compa again next year look out for it in aug next year its based outta wanaka in nz and should be huge

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as i'm chinese, i'd prefer to call the chasee something else than the 'chink.' i used to play smear the queer when i was a kid. when you grow up, you learn to call it something else. aka tackle football or what not. i know it's just a name of a game, but it means something to me and so i'd appreciate the camaraderie of this board to take that into consideration

 
oh, and by taking that into consideration, i mean using the word 'chink.' sorry for the interruption of seriousness. couldn't let that slide, as you'd understand.

 
Chinese downhill on Squaw's home run at 4:00 on president's day weekend. Most fun ever...

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'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
I'm a queer, so I would appreciate it if you didn't use the name 'smear the queer'.... get it?

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Chinese downhill is when yours sitting on back of you skis to get speed.

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chinese down hill is basically sckier cross you just go as fast as you can and hte first one to the bottom wins

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-NICK MARTINI

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