Chillin with a lioness and her cubs

i am not too big fan of genetic engineering, but someone better make fucking baby lions that fucking stay their size, cant be that hard dude. i cant afford 20 kilos of meat day in day out.

and while youre at it, make goddamn baby polar bears. and yes, they also should stay their size
 
my mom had a pet lion.

true story. the circus came by town, and my grandfather basically ran the island where my parents lived.a lioness had a baby and because of my grandfathers status in the town, the lion cub was awarded to my mother.
/claim?
 
1. steal baby lion

2.aquire cigarettes and coffee in bulk

3. feed stolen lion nothing but cigarettes and coffee

4.??????

5. profit?
 
from the 1940s to the 1980s, some animal people in the US domesticated 6 generations of foxes. by the 6th generation, the foxes were super docile and friendly, and had lost a lot of their feral instincts. they were normal fox size, a bit larger than a cat, but were super chill yet still playful

IMO, domesticated foxes would be the sickest pet ever. foxes rule.

i read that article online but im too lazy to get the link.
 
tooo legit, if you could have one of those cubs that stayed the same size as they are when they are 5 weeks, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWSOME
 
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