Childrens Stories
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I suggest you name your character jesus, and make the moral of the story you are a bad person and should do ridiculous things to get to a cool place in the sky, and call your book the bible
MothaHucker
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no but for real here is my story I wrote in fourth grade, copious amounts of lols will be had.
KARTH AND THE CHALLENGES
By MothaHucker
Long ago and far away there lived
a prince in a small village. A single hill stood behind the village. Atop the
hill there lay a castle.
“Father! Something tells me that the village is going
to be destroyed.”
“Heh? What?” said the king.
“Ugh! What are the chances of it
anyways! I’m going down to the stream” said prince Karth.
The young prince walked down the
hill, through the village and sat next to the stream. Karth looked into the
water like he had done many times before but to his surprise he saw something
he had never seen before… Karth reached in and touched the item. He felt cold
stone. Karth reached in and pulled the relic out of the water.
Suddenly Karth got sucked into
the relic! He saw a sight: the village was on fire! The only thing standing was the castle. Karth
got thrown out of the relic. He gasped.
He told the first person he could find- a very old elder taking a walk through
the village.
“Sir! Sir! Tell everyone you
can!”
“What?” shrieked the old man.
“The village is going to be
destroyed!”
“Impossible,” said the old man.
“No really!” screamed Karth.
“Mmm. Mmm,” hummed the old man.
“Arrgh!” said Karth.
The next person Karth found was a
town warrior.
“Sir! Sir! Please listen to me!”
“I’m listening.”
“The village is going to be
destroyed!”
“Your majesty, please calm
down. I assure you your father has the
town in complete safety,” said the warrior.
“No!” shouted prince Karth. “You
don’t understand. It’s a fire that’s
going to burn down the village!”
“Don’t worry,” said the warrior,
walking away.
Karth sighed. He ran up to his castle. “Father!
Mother!” he called.
“What is it?” asked the King.
“When I was down at the stream I
found a relic!” said the prince.
Just then his mother walked in.
“Calm down dear,” she said. “Now what do you need to tell us?” she asked.
“The village!”
“What about it?” asked the king.
“It’s going to be destroyed!”
“Now now, let’s not overreact,”
said the queen. “Give it some time and I
promise it will all pass by.”
The prince got enraged. That night he took his father’s best white
stallion, packed his bags, and ran away!
He traveled for many days and many nights, until he found a large castle
standing in a grassy field. The prince
got back on his horse and headed for the castle. When Karth finally got to the castle gates,
he saw a beautiful princess sitting in the grass. Prince Karth rode towards
her.
“Oh hello,” she said. “My name is Luci, Princess Luci,” she
exclaimed, twirling her hair. “And you are?” she asked.
“Karth,” he answered. “Prince Karth”
Luci smiled. “Come in,” she said, leading Prince Karth
into the castle.
The prince stayed at the castle
for two nights. Then he got up enough
courage to take Luci’s hand in marriage.
Karth went to Luci’s father and
asked, “Could I marry your daughter?”
“Hmmm,” said the king, studying
prince Karth hard. “You must beat my
tasks,” replied the king.
“What?” asked Karth.
“No prince is good enough to
marry my Luci until they defeat all three of my tasks,” said the king once
more.
The prince got down on his knee
and said, “I take your challenge.”
“Excellent!” bellowed the king.
The very next day the first task
began. Karth was led out to a stadium
filled with townspeople. The mascot
explained the first task. It was simple
to explain. All he needed to say was, “You’re slaying a dragon.”
Prince Karth froze at the sound
of this. He slowly walked out of his
tent. Then a dragon flew out from behind
a rock. Karth grabbed for his sword but
was too late. The dragon blew a big puff
of fire! Karth jumped behind a
rock. The flame split in two and went
around the rock. Then “crack!” the rock
split in half. Karth leaped up and
grabbed his sword! The dragon flew up in
to the air and dove at him! Karth jumped
out of the way! But he let go of his
sword! The dragon plunged at him with
its sharp claws! Karth rolled out of the way.
The dragon tried again but failed!
Karth jumped over a rock and found his sword. He ducked down behind the rock. Then Karth raised himself up to his full
height and threw his sword at the dragon, then ducked down behind the rock
again. He heard a roar! Karth slowly stood up. The dragon lay on the ground covered in
blood. The sword was stabbed in its
back! Karth threw both hands up in the
air. The crowd thundered with applause.
Two days later the second task
began. This time the mascot was
different. Karth got led out to the sparkling ocean behind the castle. The mascot gave Karth a vial of dark liquid
to drink. As he drank the juice, the
mascot explained the second task.
“This liquid allows you to
breathe under water for an hour, not a second more! You will be diving in the water to find a
golden egg lost in the ocean. Once you
have it, bring it up here. Good luck!” called the mascot.
Karth walked out from his
tent. The cannon sounded! He dove into the water, swimming lower and
lower. A huge bed of seaweed was just
ten feet below him. He soon was gliding
at the bottom of the ocean. Something
sparkled off in the distance. Karth swam
as fast as he could. He clutched the
golden egg in his hand, swimming upward.
Just then he gulped in a bunch of
water! Karth held is breath and shut his
eyes. But Karth could not hold his
breath any longer. He had to take a
breath. He breathed heavily…to his
surprise he was breathing in air! Karth
opened his eyes. He was out in front of
the stands. Karth swam toward the king
and handed the golden egg to him. The
king raised his eyebrows.
Three days later Karth started
the third task. This time Karth had the
same mascot as the last time. He was led
into the field in front of the woods.
Prince Karth already knew what he was doing when he saw the sword in the
stone. He walked to the stone and put
his hands on the sword. He pulled with
all his might! The sword did not
budge. He tried again. This time the crowd went silent. Karth pulled and pulled but the sword did not
move.
Prince Karth shut his eyes and
took a deep breath. Karth yanked at the
sword! He felt no more resistance. Karth opened his eyes. The crowd roared with applause! The sword was completely out of the stone!
The king came down to Karth. “Well, I guess you can marry my daughter.”
Karth smiled and said “Thank
you.”
Karth headed back to the castle
to tell Luci the good news. When he
finally got to her, he remembered.
“My village!” he said out loud.
“What about it?” asked Luci.
“It’s going to be burnt down by a
fire!”
“Oh my, let’s go!” Luci said.
Karth and Luci got on to Prince
Karth’s horse and rode back to his village.
It was on fire!
Karth got off his horse and ran
to the stream. The relic was sitting
beside it. Karth got sucked in
again. He met with a king that had ruled
here many years ago.
This is what he said: “There is a
prophecy. When the prince finds his
bride he must kiss her and the village will not be destroyed.”
Karth was then thrown back out of
the relic. He ran to Luci and kissed
her! There was a loud crack and the
village was just how it was when Karth left.
Two months later, Karth and Luci
got married and lived happily ever after.
The End
no but for real here is my story I wrote in fourth grade, copious amounts of lols will be had.
KARTH AND THE CHALLENGES
By MothaHucker
Long ago and far away there lived
a prince in a small village. A single hill stood behind the village. Atop the
hill there lay a castle.
“Father! Something tells me that the village is going
to be destroyed.”
“Heh? What?” said the king.
“Ugh! What are the chances of it
anyways! I’m going down to the stream” said prince Karth.
The young prince walked down the
hill, through the village and sat next to the stream. Karth looked into the
water like he had done many times before but to his surprise he saw something
he had never seen before… Karth reached in and touched the item. He felt cold
stone. Karth reached in and pulled the relic out of the water.
Suddenly Karth got sucked into
the relic! He saw a sight: the village was on fire! The only thing standing was the castle. Karth
got thrown out of the relic. He gasped.
He told the first person he could find- a very old elder taking a walk through
the village.
“Sir! Sir! Tell everyone you
can!”
“What?” shrieked the old man.
“The village is going to be
destroyed!”
“Impossible,” said the old man.
“No really!” screamed Karth.
“Mmm. Mmm,” hummed the old man.
“Arrgh!” said Karth.
The next person Karth found was a
town warrior.
“Sir! Sir! Please listen to me!”
“I’m listening.”
“The village is going to be
destroyed!”
“Your majesty, please calm
down. I assure you your father has the
town in complete safety,” said the warrior.
“No!” shouted prince Karth. “You
don’t understand. It’s a fire that’s
going to burn down the village!”
“Don’t worry,” said the warrior,
walking away.
Karth sighed. He ran up to his castle. “Father!
Mother!” he called.
“What is it?” asked the King.
“When I was down at the stream I
found a relic!” said the prince.
Just then his mother walked in.
“Calm down dear,” she said. “Now what do you need to tell us?” she asked.
“The village!”
“What about it?” asked the king.
“It’s going to be destroyed!”
“Now now, let’s not overreact,”
said the queen. “Give it some time and I
promise it will all pass by.”
The prince got enraged. That night he took his father’s best white
stallion, packed his bags, and ran away!
He traveled for many days and many nights, until he found a large castle
standing in a grassy field. The prince
got back on his horse and headed for the castle. When Karth finally got to the castle gates,
he saw a beautiful princess sitting in the grass. Prince Karth rode towards
her.
“Oh hello,” she said. “My name is Luci, Princess Luci,” she
exclaimed, twirling her hair. “And you are?” she asked.
“Karth,” he answered. “Prince Karth”
Luci smiled. “Come in,” she said, leading Prince Karth
into the castle.
The prince stayed at the castle
for two nights. Then he got up enough
courage to take Luci’s hand in marriage.
Karth went to Luci’s father and
asked, “Could I marry your daughter?”
“Hmmm,” said the king, studying
prince Karth hard. “You must beat my
tasks,” replied the king.
“What?” asked Karth.
“No prince is good enough to
marry my Luci until they defeat all three of my tasks,” said the king once
more.
The prince got down on his knee
and said, “I take your challenge.”
“Excellent!” bellowed the king.
The very next day the first task
began. Karth was led out to a stadium
filled with townspeople. The mascot
explained the first task. It was simple
to explain. All he needed to say was, “You’re slaying a dragon.”
Prince Karth froze at the sound
of this. He slowly walked out of his
tent. Then a dragon flew out from behind
a rock. Karth grabbed for his sword but
was too late. The dragon blew a big puff
of fire! Karth jumped behind a
rock. The flame split in two and went
around the rock. Then “crack!” the rock
split in half. Karth leaped up and
grabbed his sword! The dragon flew up in
to the air and dove at him! Karth jumped
out of the way! But he let go of his
sword! The dragon plunged at him with
its sharp claws! Karth rolled out of the way.
The dragon tried again but failed!
Karth jumped over a rock and found his sword. He ducked down behind the rock. Then Karth raised himself up to his full
height and threw his sword at the dragon, then ducked down behind the rock
again. He heard a roar! Karth slowly stood up. The dragon lay on the ground covered in
blood. The sword was stabbed in its
back! Karth threw both hands up in the
air. The crowd thundered with applause.
Two days later the second task
began. This time the mascot was
different. Karth got led out to the sparkling ocean behind the castle. The mascot gave Karth a vial of dark liquid
to drink. As he drank the juice, the
mascot explained the second task.
“This liquid allows you to
breathe under water for an hour, not a second more! You will be diving in the water to find a
golden egg lost in the ocean. Once you
have it, bring it up here. Good luck!” called the mascot.
Karth walked out from his
tent. The cannon sounded! He dove into the water, swimming lower and
lower. A huge bed of seaweed was just
ten feet below him. He soon was gliding
at the bottom of the ocean. Something
sparkled off in the distance. Karth swam
as fast as he could. He clutched the
golden egg in his hand, swimming upward.
Just then he gulped in a bunch of
water! Karth held is breath and shut his
eyes. But Karth could not hold his
breath any longer. He had to take a
breath. He breathed heavily…to his
surprise he was breathing in air! Karth
opened his eyes. He was out in front of
the stands. Karth swam toward the king
and handed the golden egg to him. The
king raised his eyebrows.
Three days later Karth started
the third task. This time Karth had the
same mascot as the last time. He was led
into the field in front of the woods.
Prince Karth already knew what he was doing when he saw the sword in the
stone. He walked to the stone and put
his hands on the sword. He pulled with
all his might! The sword did not
budge. He tried again. This time the crowd went silent. Karth pulled and pulled but the sword did not
move.
Prince Karth shut his eyes and
took a deep breath. Karth yanked at the
sword! He felt no more resistance. Karth opened his eyes. The crowd roared with applause! The sword was completely out of the stone!
The king came down to Karth. “Well, I guess you can marry my daughter.”
Karth smiled and said “Thank
you.”
Karth headed back to the castle
to tell Luci the good news. When he
finally got to her, he remembered.
“My village!” he said out loud.
“What about it?” asked Luci.
“It’s going to be burnt down by a
fire!”
“Oh my, let’s go!” Luci said.
Karth and Luci got on to Prince
Karth’s horse and rode back to his village.
It was on fire!
Karth got off his horse and ran
to the stream. The relic was sitting
beside it. Karth got sucked in
again. He met with a king that had ruled
here many years ago.
This is what he said: “There is a
prophecy. When the prince finds his
bride he must kiss her and the village will not be destroyed.”
Karth was then thrown back out of
the relic. He ran to Luci and kissed
her! There was a loud crack and the
village was just how it was when Karth left.
Two months later, Karth and Luci
got married and lived happily ever after.
The End
