Chief keef as president

his logic is sound
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Chief Keef is terrible in so many ways.

Not just at rapping, but generally being an awful human being.
 
Yup.

Hes not some fake thug rapper, theres a reason hes repping BD's all the time. Chicago has enough gang problems without his help.
 
His music is such a guilty pleasure for me. I know it's awful but I just can't stop listening to it. Count my vote
 
Bitches love sodapepsi da cola

starbucks drinkin mochas

toast in da toasta

we 5 deep in toyota

toyota corolla

got drinks we don't use coastas

Cuz we do it all for soda
 
Yea, and when you role around claiming 3hunnak and BDK you better believe youre gonna get rolled up on in Englewood...

Oh and JOJO / his brother went to the same highschool as me (apparently he moved in to our town) which is funny because they both claim to be so street tough. The high school is the 312th school in the nation and the town was just ranked in top 10 places to live/raise a family.

So in the future if Jojo's brother, John, Blows up and becomes famous like he was about to. Every time you see him tweet a pic like this

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Remember, he actually is actually just a little token black kid from a great school

He even participated in MadMan Dodgeball, which is in the top 7 whitest sports ever

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"NIGGA WE AINT SCURRED O BULLETS, WE DODGE, DIP, DIVE N DUCK

AT SCHOOL ALL I DO IS TUCK, I COULDA GOTTEN SCHOLARSHIPS TO ROLL BLUNTS"
 
*breaking news* 2016 presidential race, Keith Cozart, aka chief keef is deciding to make a presidential bid.

VOTE SOSA
 
Breaking news highschoolers, there is a minimum age to be pres. Dont worry there be another shit rapper to get behind in a few years.
 
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