Chicks

Any luck with any chicks lately, tell us the story and the details. Example i just got with the ex-gf this weekend boy it was good yeah so anyways im out later

 
yeah....gurls like total and complete ass....

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
i hooked up with the MOST awesome guy over march break while i was away.. if that counts...

girls have u ever frenched a guy who has his tounge pierced?? *LOL*

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
How much older than you was he? Girls never settle for guys their age if they are hot.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
my girlfriend and i have been together for a few months, and everything is sweet as hell right now, we never fight, and always chill together

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Hey Brooke... do I have a chance with you or not???

This post along with many others is part of the Stinkyprimo's Improved Posting Revolution. This means I'm making an effort to stop posting junk everywhere... if you see a post written by me that you think is stupid please message oh ya and I am part of:

~TAK+STINKYPRIMO=Former asses of NS

~Pround member of the Bikers of NS

~And I'm Brooke's Pro-Hoe!
 
Well, I fell in love with this girl, then realized she didn't care about me and was sleeping with another guy. Just went over to her house tonight and he answered the door. Right now I'm feeling really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry for myself.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
why must most things that involve skiing turn into a sausage fest? we need tons more chicks in this damn sport - just so it can be more balanced out.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
thats because,, the girls who are in this sport like the damn nice selection we get of the numerous guys wanting her ass. So its great.

and darryl if there arent enough girls around who are picking u i suggest u promote a 'naked ski day' using yourself as the naked skier. tell everyone about it and let them tell their friends should bring a nice crowd to blue and you'll either encourage some new girls to pick up the sport or you.. or you may just turn them all away disgusted.. i dunno sounds like a plan to me..

as for me. i just beg Jodes to compete until she gives in... it works

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
Cryss, that's the most brilliant thing you've said yet. I would pay money to see Darryl skiing around naked.

'I think my liver fell out of my pant leg last night' - random hungover guy
 
the chicks getting tons of guys wanting them has nothing to do with it being a sausage fest, it's the girls that arn't there... and how much are you guys willing to pay to see me ski around naked?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
and what does jodi and you competing have anything to do with it?

.......so random.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
Kamikaze, I feel your pain dude. The girl I was falling for is leaving for 4 and a half months to go to Australia in about a month. First girl I've ever liked more than because she was hot, but becasue she ws totally wicked to hang out with. She even gave up boarding and asked me to teach her to ski the park!!! She's amazing and now she can do 360 grabs!

But anyways, I'm sure she's gonna go to Australia and hook up with all these hot surfer dudes and forget all about me. So I'm feeling pretty sorry for myself too.

 
i would pay money to get darryl to ski naked. darryl, you could make quite a nest egg from all of us ladies. adam says he wants your naked ass too. he'll pay double.

hey kami and nine. that's rotten. i hope things start to look up.

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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.

- Mr. Brian Class

 
last i checked darryl, jodi and i were girls and competing.. and stop pointing out my 'crazyness' ur getting to fucking good at that....

------------I Rule--------------

jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?

me- Ya!

Darryl-Does your back hurt?

me-Ya!

Jodes-Got sand?

me- NO!!!!!!

(said at the orage big air competition)

*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
 
oh man... too much shit to list in the bad catagory. Damn people stealin my women.

But anyways.... yeah.

Go shred the Gnar Darryl.. just don't.... shread your Gnar.

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
i would pay money for daryll to keep his clothes on. And our sport is growing just give us like 2 more years.

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
i was refering to more than just competitions - i was refering to everything in the ski community (including this thread in this forum on this website) every ski 'party' ever, ski towns, and everything in between.

....don't you wanna see me with my clothes off rebecca?.... :(

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
I still wanna know if I have a chance with brooke...

This post along with many others is part of the Stinkyprimo's Improved Posting Revolution. This means I'm making an effort to stop posting junk everywhere... if you see a post written by me that you think is stupid please message oh ya and I am part of:

~TAK+STINKYPRIMO=Former asses of NS

~Pround member of the Bikers of NS

~And I'm Brooke's Pro-Hoe!
 
hey kami, 9mm, forget about it. I went through the same thing, and the only way i got over it was by putting it out of my mind completely

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Yah, or just come to New Zealand where there are more chicks in the park than dudes.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
This new zealand you speak of

-surf

-skiing

-girls outnumber dudes in the park

-the kiwi chicks I've met are super cool

= choice bro

Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
 
My ex-gf broke things off with me about a month ago, and it really sucked then, and im just starting to get over it. It was my most serious relationship, and we spent like all our time together so yeah it was really hard to get over but i just tried to not think about it. I changed up my life, like tried to change my routine,i skied like 20 more times this year becuz we broke up i had a lot of time i spent more time at work i dont know just try to do new stuff. later

 
Yo kamikze I know how you feel.

I liked this girl for like 7 months, I was gonna ask her to grad but just found out that she asked one of my friends. I'm pretty choked.

'It stinks in here cause I'm the shit!' -Kid Rock
 
guys dont worry about the women. we all got bad experiences. most of girls are just like the weather down here in Ottawa - can never make up their minds. just get over them and then ski and then look for someone that you connnect with. most likely about 70% of hot girls will screw u over. that's the way most of them are. you have to look for that 30%. tha hard 30%. that's where friends come in. u make as many friends and u spend time with them and stuff and who knows... no matter what looks you might be perfect for eachother. now im not saying nice girls are ugly or hot girls are all bitches. thats not true at all. just keep ur friends close and you'll find someone. everybody does... except for that teacher on boston public hahahah.

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
BROS BEFORE HOES!!!!

remember that all of you, this rule should never be broken

Homer: 'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.'
 
I was watching the it's like that video today, and I came the conclusion that if I could find a cute girl that kicked ass at break dancing, I would eternally be the happiest person.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
i'm in love with my gfriend since seven month, and everything is still very sweet. we ski together, drink a lot, and have good sex. she's the best girl, i met in my life

~~~Drink, Fuck and SKI~~~
 
yeah cause sex is everything..... i klike older guys. older as in 2 -4 years older. i try not to date past 20, and um. i think having a good intellectual relationship is better than a physical one. though physical is also good. just not my first choice

Chus en amour.

~IBC~
 
Rebel... you've got it nailed there.

Anyway, I found out a treatment plan for my ailment. Get with loose women. Lots and lots and lots of loose women.

*BOIOIOIOIOIOING*
 
HAHHAHAHA go for it dude....drown your sorrows in liqour and hoes...hahahaaa. All will be well man...I feel for yah. Have fun dude.

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
I dunno... i used to go for older guys.. but now im having a blast with guys that are the same age as me and younger!! I dunno about the whole physical vs intellic relationships... ive had both and right now.. they both suck.... play dates are the way to go!!!!

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
my friend kerry made a list of the number of guys she made out w/...she hit 40 w/in about 5 minutes, by the end of the weekend it was something like 49...but 5 or 6 of them were girls...haha oh man that means she probably does better w/girls than some of you guys do huh

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
haha its really hard to find the right one aint it. wonder if the big pimps and players now gonna be pimpin and playing at 50... maybe 80 - sharin pills around.

'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
 
nah, the players become the dirty old men who hang out at the strip club everynight.

and adam - it's funny 'cause it's probably true about a few people on this site. hehehe.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH shit

I'm soooooo pissed off right now. Everything was going good with this girl. She's smart, fairly hot and we were playing around having fun. then we decide to go somewhere with a group of people. And she takes off for two hours to play pool with another guy. So I was allright. Not paranoid about it. and I see her again and we're playing around and flirting on the ski lift she told me that she was talking to her friends about me. Then we go out again to a friends house and the same guy drove both of us. Then he drops me off at home and drives her home. We see each other on the hill a few more times and everything is the same... heavy flirting. She says she's going away for march break and then the next weekend the other guy tells me that he's got offered to go to tremblant. So I see her and we're really hitting it off. Then after she had left I get told that she's going to Tremblant and bringing the other guy with her. So I'm pissed the whole week and then the guy get's back. He's writing stuff to me on MSN about how he's got nail marks on his back and she likes it rough and shit. And he's like well I hope you get some in whistler. Fuckin Bastards.

So which one should I hate more? The girl who fully pretended like she liked me then invites another guy to tremblant or the guy that sleeps with the girl I like and then brags about her afterwards and tells me to 'Get My own woman'

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
and if you see me this weekend don't mention it. The guy's giving me a ride to Blue.... and I want one back home.

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
Ahh some girls are such a waste of time, 9 times out of 10 you just try ur hardest and regardless things get screwed up. Chicks really know how to hurt a guys feelings, like my most recent ex, fuck having a gf now im just looking for a meaningful one night stand or two.

 
I dont see how anyone gets married. No wonder everyone is divorced.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
Concept I hear ya man!! That is so how I am right now!! All I want right now is to have a little fun!!! NO committments, no responsiblities... Just some good innocent fun!!!

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
Mike - I'm afraid I might have to bitch out this 'friend' of yours. Because never should a girl come before a friend... EVER. He's not that great of a friend, and you should be pissed at him more than her (although she is a snake and you shouldn't talk to her much anymore - she's no good)

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
yeah he's really not much of a friend. He's one of those guys that is really good if you're around him occationally but when you get to know you he's not so great. Because I was driving with one of his long time friends. and he just starts bitching at him non stop for like 10 min. because he was messing around with the tape in the deck and the driver (his friend) grabbed it and shoved it in. I don't give a damn. he's a loser anyways... but I'll be getting him drunk this weekend because he keeps saying that 'his body is a temple'

'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
 
I just wish I could find a nice guy who I like heaps who likes me back! I'm sick of getting to know people really really well and then everything finishing! My ex and I broke up about 5 months ago, and we said we'd still be friends- so much for that! That pisses me off tho, coz we went through so much together, and now we never talk. I don't get that, really I don't!

If anyone knows of a nice, tall, single guy please ship him to Australia immediately!!!! I'm sick of being single and I can't find anyone nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire~
 
can i be there for when you get him drunk? i wanna kick him in the nuts than run away. it will be great. or at least throw a snowball at him on the hill.

and stinky - give it up man... you couldn't get brooke, so now you'r going for ausie's? gez.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
 
hey phattsarah im on my way ive got my crate and everything, should arrive in about 2 days....

Homer: 'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.'
 
well then skier chick where do u live. I swear im not a stalker haha just kidding. Yeah anyways there are like no girls that are thinking on the same level as me, or im just ugly and i cant get any action, i must be doing something all wrong oh well.

 
haha kicking and punching people in the nuts is so fun.

Aussie chicks are hot!

'It stinks in here cause I'm the shit!' -Kid Rock
 
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