chicks and porno

sonya, I don't think saying that all these guys want to 'screw you' is very much of a turn on either...just so ya know.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
I wouldnt say porn is gross....well some porn...i walked in on 2 guys watching a german shizza film at a party once...that was gross..but normal porn, is just sex...and its usually pretty funny to watch. I wouldnt watch it with a group of guys though...only with girls or a mixed crowd..then its really funny.

 
october. october. october. october.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
oh yeah. you know how you can come up with what your porn name would be? it's something like your middle name and the street you live on....peter pleasant has got to be one of the coolest porn names. it sort of scares me that that's my brother though.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
hey, this is my kinda forum!

i have a pornstar name 'anjelica' and i really am a pornstar

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
hey, this is my kinda forum!

i have a pornstar name 'anjelica' and i really am a pornstar

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
Alexander Bogey. That's just frickin lame.

'I'm the guns of navarone motherfucker!!'-Jules(Pulp Fiction)
 
i thought it was your pet name than your street... so mine is either william 12/13 sideroad or max/chaos 15th sideroad. oh ya.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
my friends went to tomsteele.com, my name, and found out that there was a famous porn star with my name, oh man, that fucker

~Tom
 
5 months and 2 weeks to wait MC... soon, soon...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
Hi i'm Denbigh Fletcher. i don't think mine is a very good porn star name.

~Get a haircut and get a real job~

Proud member of the AAA

(Anyone Against Arseholes)
 
Well I think the most disturbing part of porn videos. Is when you're at the video store and gross men look at you and smile and pick up a porn flick and go rent it.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
uuuurghhhh...

Thomas Pinewood.

hehehehe...

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
Dale 44 1/2 Road?

Anyway, yeah, I used to be in to porn a bit... I mean, seriously, how many teenage boys aren't... but I've been finished with that for a while; it was when I figured out that love means a lot more than sex.

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
Mine would be Michael Gardens, i think it's got a good ring.

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
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