CHERRY COUNT!!

bloody sheets dont lie

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
same as finn...jeezus you kids are horrible. you're all going to go to hell. be damned

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that

stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill

SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
 
1. the blood filled ordeal traumatized me. she gauged some nice holes in my back too.

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mikee: What is money laundring? Ever since office space ive been deadly curious.

lanemeyer: It is what is says.... basically just washing cash so it's clean and new looking, therefore worth more...

 
hahhaa Hudak..hahah...TEAM ENGLAND...haha, culturally..renowned>? hahaha

caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins
 
this is gona turn into one o those 'post a pic of a hot girl' thread. its gonna goon andon, and then when it finally dies, someone's gonna bring ita back

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
how the hell is this going to turn into a post a pic thread if it's not a post a pic thread?

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
 
I am the offical newschool virgin surgeon. wait a minute no I'm not

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
lateralis - giving or receiving? or both at same time?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yes, still on top. 4? anyone beat 4?

i await the day to meet this man...or woman.

and all you oversensitive 'that's my business' assholes, go lose your ass virginity with a hedgehog.

or fuck your mom.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
Hey man, hedge hog sex can get pretty nasty, I suggest sheep and then once you are proficient at that you could move up to Hamsters! It worked for me!

On my way to goddom
 
did you know: 407 men were admitted to hospitals in britian because of hamsters in their ass in 1998? they were trying to stimulate their g-spot.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
1) Why do you know that?

2) That is really extremely disturbing

3) That happened in a south park episode (Mr. Slave hahahaha)

4) That happened to me once and I'm fine!

On my way to goddom
 
i don't know and really?

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
I can beat that Skipimp!

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
Lemmywinks is societies last true hero.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
If you think about virginity as being your first orgasm, then Hands have won hands down (ahaha).

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
hahahahahahaah, rekker, if you're a switch hitter, then you've already got 2.....

ahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
 
yeah, ass sex cherries don't count.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
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