"Defective" or not, it's stronger, more flexible, and more desirable than yours! Yayyyyy.
Wait, wait...let me just make your next post for you so you don't have to bother
"Lol I could kick your ass. Your girlfriend is ugly. I know everything about you and I've had you pegged from day one. You deflect everything I say, so I must be right."
There, did that cover everything? Good. Now you can use both hands to carefully sip that glass of whipped cream vodka and Sprite Zero you've been fondling for the last half hour.